🚽 You’re the most vulnerable when you’re pooping or having sex. It may seem like an odd statement, but it’s true. When you’re in these situations, you’re often in a compromising position, and you’re not always fully able to defend yourself. This makes it crucial to take the necessary precautions to protect yourself in these vulnerable moments.
Let’s dive into why these moments can leave you vulnerable and what you can do to ensure your safety.
##Why You’re Vulnerable When Pooping
When you’re using the bathroom, you’re in a physically vulnerable position. Your pants are down, and you’re not likely to have your guard up. This vulnerability can make you an easy target for someone looking to harm you or steal from you.
However, there are steps you can take to protect yourself while using the restroom:
– Lock the door: Always make sure the door is locked when using a public restroom to prevent any unwanted intrusions.
– Be aware of your surroundings: Take note of who else is in the restroom and be cautious if someone is acting suspiciously.
– Keep your belongings secure: If you’re in a public restroom, keep your belongings close to you and be mindful of any potential threats.
##The Vulnerability During Sex
During intimate moments, you may let down your guard and be more focused on the experience rather than potential dangers. This can leave you vulnerable to sexual assault or other forms of harm.
It’s essential to prioritize your safety during intimate moments. Here are some ways to protect yourself:
– Communicate openly with your partner: Make sure you and your partner have clear and consensual communication about boundaries and safety.
– Trust your instincts: If something doesn’t feel right, trust your instincts and take steps to ensure your safety.
– Have a safe word: Establish a safe word with your partner that can be used to communicate when you’re feeling uncomfortable or unsafe.
##Protecting Yourself in Vulnerable Moments
In addition to the specific tips for pooping and sex, there are overarching strategies for protecting yourself in any vulnerable situation:
– Self-defense training: Consider taking a self-defense course to learn effective techniques for protecting yourself in various scenarios.
– Carry personal protection devices: Items such as pepper spray or a personal alarm can provide an extra layer of defense in vulnerable situations.
– Trustworthy companions: When possible, have a trusted friend or companion with you during vulnerable moments to provide added security.
By being proactive and taking steps to protect yourself, you can reduce your vulnerability in these moments and have greater peace of mind.
##Final Thoughts
It’s essential to recognize the potential vulnerability during everyday activities like using the restroom or engaging in intimate moments. By understanding these vulnerabilities and taking proactive steps to protect yourself, you can increase your safety and well-being.
Remember, your safety should always come first, no matter where you are or what you’re doing. By staying vigilant and implementing safety measures, you can minimize your vulnerability in these moments. Stay safe, stay aware, and prioritize your well-being.
By this logic, Cleveland Steamers are the most dangerous thing in the world.
Joke’s on you, if I get attacked I’ll just reach down and throw the stuff at the enemy. Bam, now they have an infection or a pregnancy to deal with.
That’s why I do that at the same time.
This is why I always poop with 2 glocks.
I’d say when you’re sleeping
I am on ‘top’ of my game when I’m having sex.
That’s why you do both simultaneously. Minimize the total time your vulnerable.
Anyone who’s ever been strapped to a spine-board will disagree
We aren’t going to talk about sleeping, being tied up or handcuffed, etc? There’s SO many worse ones.
That’s why you should either close the door or trust your partner, depending. LOL
I think that vulnerability can be empowering.
And you’re extremely vulnerable when pooping during sex
I’m sure I saw this same post only a day or so ago.
I feel really vulnerable taking a shower
Sleeping is way more vulnerable, the fuck you talkin bout ?
I had a bounty hunter tell me once that he and his team wait until his contract is mid-f*ck’g and they bust in “when he’s on the downstroke”. He was dead serious.
I feel like if you were getting eye surgery, that would feel the most vulnerable… eye surgery with no pants on and it’s inside a giant glass cage hanging from a hot air balloon.
What about in the bath?
I’m most vulnerable while taking the knife out.
Sleeping/anesthetized
Masturbating is the real answer. Pants around ankles. Porn on screen. Lube in hand. Plug in butt. You’re trapped!
Disappointing to see “you’re” only once in this sentence.
I’m most vulnerable when my therapist breaks down emotional walls and complexes from my childhood.
When you are pooping you have a weapon.
No ian most vulnerable when I’m at a party stuck in the bathroom trying to come down. I’m strongest when I’m having sex
Vulnerable to what? Harsh words?
Existential dread?
I’d crack someone in the skull with a glass frog if attacked while pooping, sex would be a nice problem to have, most vulnerable I’d say deep sleep. Someone could easily sneak up and smash my brains in.
Or showering, as that’s when my dog comes into the bathroom to protect the door.
Which is why my cat sits outside my bathroom door whenever I use it
Ehh, I’d say showering more than pooping.
That’s why dogs make eye contact while doing both.
Sleeping, sick, or injured.
My dog won’t look at me straight in the eyes unless he is pooping. The he looks at me like “Yeah, I’m shitting in your yard, what are you going to do about it.”
Also in a coma or dead (grave robbers)
that’s why cats like to stand guard when you do, if you have one
Or in the shower. Maybe working under a car.
And that’s why your dog has to accompany you to the toilet, to protect you. Also sex.
Or using a glory hole
Especially if you’re pooping while having sex
Right after having sex. Ask Kevin Bacon.
Wait- those are two different things…?
This is going to sound rude, but here goes. Thank you, Captain Obvious. Add giving birth to this list. Predators of all species have known this for millenia. Even now, most states prohibit hunting during “mating season”. Not only to maintain the population but also to offer sexually crazed animals (usually males) a sporting chance.
I would say surgery. Yea. When your sleep AND your body is open.
And if you poop while having sex your asshole takes a screenshot
How about when your head is in the toilet vomiting violently?
Masturbating with a VR headset and earphones.
Checkmate.
Lil bro is so worried about pooping he forgot how to use the right “you’re” mid sentence lmao
…or while giving birth
Crap! I poop while having sex! Twice as vulnerable!