#DriveThroughBottleShop #PettyRevenge #CoopersBeer
Inspired and reminded by a similar post many years ago, maybe 25 years ago, I found myself in a drive through bottle shop waiting to be served. As I waited for the attendant to bring my carton of beer, a rude individual in an old Toyota Landcruiser tray body decided to honk at me in the drive-through lane. Frustrated by the unnecessary noise, I couldn’t help but let my mischievous side take over.
🍺 The Best Beer Choices: Why Coopers is My Go-To Drink 🍺
As a resident of Queensland, I have a particular taste for Coopers beer. Known for its quality and distinct flavor, Coopers has become my beer of choice despite the availability of other options in the market. Here’s why Coopers stands out for me:
– Rich Flavor Profile: Coopers offers a range of beers with unique flavor profiles that cater to different preferences. Whether you enjoy a crisp Pale Ale or a smooth Lager, Coopers has something for everyone.
– Traditional Brewing Techniques: Unlike mass-produced beers, Coopers maintains its traditional brewing techniques to ensure a consistent and high-quality product. The attention to detail and craftsmanship in each batch of beer sets Coopers apart from the competition.
– Australian Pride: As an Australian-owned and operated brewery, Coopers takes pride in its heritage and celebrates the local brewing industry. Supporting Australian businesses and enjoying a taste of home make drinking Coopers a satisfying experience.
With my beloved carton of Coopers beer in hand, I couldn’t help but feel amused by the bogan’s impatience behind me in line. So, when the attendant finally brought my order and asked if I needed help, I seized the opportunity to play a little prank on the rude individual behind me.
🚗 The Long Wait Valve: A Tale of Drive-Through Shenanigans 🚗
As the bogan driver grew more frustrated by the delay, I decided to have a bit of fun at his expense. After receiving my carton of beer, I purposely stalled my car in the drive-through lane, popped the bonnet open, and got out to inspect the imaginary problem.
The attendant, clearly in on the joke, played along and asked if I needed assistance. With a sly grin, I replied, “Nope, just trying to help the tosser behind me with his long wait.” The bogan driver’s reaction was priceless as he watched me tinker with my car while the attendant served him.
With the bogan finally getting his turn, I couldn’t resist one final jab. As he got out of his truck, I closed the bonnet and confidently declared, “All fixed! It was just the long wait valve acting up.” With a chuckle, I hopped back into my car, started the engine, and drove off, leaving the bogan driver speechless in my rearview mirror.
The attendant, thoroughly entertained by the playful exchange, shared a knowing smile as I made my exit. Sometimes, a little bit of humor and lighthearted mischief can turn an ordinary day into a memorable experience.
In the end, my drive-through bottle shop encounter taught me that a sense of humor and a touch of mischief can make even the most mundane moments entertaining. And as I savored my cold Coopers beer, I couldn’t help but appreciate the little joys in life that come from unexpected encounters and playful pranks. Cheers to good beer and great memories made along the way! 🍻
So, the next time you find yourself in a drive-through lane honking at an unsuspecting stranger, remember that a dash of humor and a twist of mischief can make for a memorable interaction. And who knows, you might just end up with a good story to share over a cold beer. Until then, keep the laughs coming and the good times rolling!
I got honked at Taco Bell drive through once (my friend was taking forever to order). This was back before cell phones. I got my order and pulled around where they could not see my until they were leaving. The look of terror on their faces to see my ugly ass waiting for them was priceless. I chased them for about five minutes then went on my way.
This is the most Australian thing I’ve ever read.
What a jaw dropping bit of petty. Love it!
Well played. Bogans are the wurst
Coopers really is the best
This was a great read!
I tell ya what, those long wait valves are so finicky. Always seem to act up at the most inconvenient times
As an American I had to look up the words bottlo and bogan. LOL.
Copped a similar incident last week at the supermarket carpark. I was waiting for an old lady to reverse out of her spot so I could take it. Some young sheila in a mega-ute comes up behind me and starts on the horn and yelling out the window ‘What are you doing?’. I’m sitting there with my blinkers on and an old lady half in / half out of a parking spot in front of me. Ignorant bitch.
I have no idea what I just read.
Damn, I love Australian slang.
I’m making it my mission to get “no wuccas” going in America.
Please people. Help me make it happen.
Once I hit bottlo I went back to the top and started reading this as a wonderful episode of Bluey.
HAHAHA…The long wait valve!!! That is priceless!