#CoffeeDrama #NinjaCoffeeMaker #PettyRevenge #CoffeeLovers
So, here’s a little story about a Ninja coffee maker that was a big part of my marriage—well, sort of.
- About a year into our marriage, my then-wife decided to splurge on this fancy Ninja hot and cold coffee espresso barista-style coffee maker 🍵.
- It came with some cool accessories like a milk steamer and a coffee measuring tool. But here’s the catch: I could only brew plain coffee. 😅
- The machine was “hers,” even though she rarely used it. But every time I forgot to put the magnetic coffee scoop back on the machine, oh boy, it would trigger a mini-drama! 🙃
- Talk about a scoop of stress! She would get super upset, even when she wasn’t making coffee. The scoop being out of place somehow became a reason to spark a fight that could last all day.
So, once I moved out, I had to make a bold decision. I left the Ninja coffee maker behind but took the scoop! 😂 Now, I use it every day with my trusty $9 Mr. Coffee basic pot. It’s honestly hilarious to think about how much fuss it caused—just imagining her stewing over it cracks me up!
What do you think?
- Have you ever had a quirky kitchen gadget moment in a relationship?
- Or maybe you’ve got a fun story about a coffee maker? ☕
Feel free to share your experiences or tips for dealing with kitchen drama! Let’s hear your best or worst coffee-related tales! 🙌
Epic
Epic petty!
We have a pair of kitchen scissors that have a holder stuck to the side of the fridge.
My husband CANNOT be bothered to put the damn things back, and it drives me nuts, and he knows it.
Now he finds it hilarious to leave them anywhere but the kitchen.
The difference being I find it sort of annoying, but I’m not gonna pick fights with him over a dumbass pair of scissors lol.
She got scooped ☕️
Your pettiness knows no bounds. And I’m here for it.
Scoopski potatoes
This is some lovely pettiness. I hope that someday you can throw the scoop in the garbage so that you don’t think about your ex anymore.
Oh. Well done. Seriously, well done.
1) Go online and order 100 address labels with her name and address on them. Delivered to you, of course.
2) Any time friends or family go anywhere on vacation, give them $10-$20 (to cover costs and time), the scoop, an address label, and a stamp.
3) Have them take pictures of the scoop while there. Make sure the picture includes a background of something relevant to the area.
4) They can do the next part themselves or text you the pic, and you can do it, listing them as the person to pick it up. It only takes 10 min to do online for a Walgreens, CVS, Walmart, Rite Aid, or any other place near them with a photo shop. Upload the picture(s) and have it made into a postcard. Can be done for just $2-3 and ready to pick up in an hour or two.
5) Have them pick it up and apply the address label and a stamp only. No writing of any kind. Drop it at the local post office, hotel front desk, or mailbox.
A) She’ll know it’s you and think you’re traveling alot.
B) If you live in same area as her, have kids or mutual friends, it will be quickly learned you aren’t the one traveling. Then it will eat at her as to who has the scoop and is fucking with her.
Bonus points if the person you send it with is creative and loves the pettiness of this. They’ll take pics on the plane, every roadside attraction, every Welcome To state sign on the way, and make a collage post card out of all the pics.
We have a magnetic knife holder. My husband puts the kitchen scissors on it, but I drop them in the drawer where they had lived for a decade before that knife holder came along. I just know where to look when I can’t find them, and he knows to check the drawer. But he will still comment on it.
Scoop-a-licious