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So here’s a funny little blast from the past. 🥳 Many moons ago, when my daughter (let’s call her MD) was just 6 years old, we went to this Dad/Daughter event at her school.
Now, MD had just lost her two front baby teeth and those permanent ones were just starting to peek through. 😬 This detail is important for what happened next!
There was this dad at the event—let’s name him JD (for Jerk Dad)—who always thought he was the expert on everything. He was there with his two daughters, the older one being around 10-years-old.
JD decided to show off his frisbee skills *in the middle of a crowded area* (about 80 people!). This wasn’t just any frisbee; no, it was a heavy competition frisbee! He made sure everyone knew he was on an Ultimate Frisbee team. 🙄
Well, wouldn’t you know it? One of his wild throws caught MD right in the mouth, and she went down! I rushed over, scooped her up, and ended up with blood from her busted lip all over my shirt. Not the best thing for my outfit! 😳
A crowd formed, and JD, the ever-so-charming dad, strolled over and claimed that MD had “walked into the throw.” I quickly set him straight since I had seen the whole scene unfold. I asked him why he thought it was a smart idea to throw a frisbee in such a crowded space when he clearly didn’t have the skills to control it. He had no good comeback, of course.
Here’s where the petty revenge kicks in. I whispered to MD to play along, and then made a show of checking her lip. With everyone watching, I said, “It looks like he knocked out her two front teeth.”
JD’s eyes went wide, and he gasped, “OMG, I’m so sorry! Did I really knock them out?”
MD, following my cue, sobbed a “pathetic YES” while showing him her little gap—only to bury her face in my shoulder, pretending to cry while actually stifling laughter! 😂 Oh, and by the way, MD is now an adult and still has that playful deviousness!
Fast forward to middle school graduation; I bumped into JD again. He brought up that frisbee incident, and I couldn’t resist. I said, “Check it out, she’s got braces now! You knocked out her baby teeth! The orthodontist said the permanent ones didn’t come in straight!” All made up, of course, but JD was left speechless. 🤣
MD’s teeth turned out perfect in the end! Meanwhile, JD? Still a jerk, and honestly, it feels great to remind myself of that! 😂
What do you think about my little revenge moment? Have you ever been in a similar situation where you had to deal with a ‘jerk’ parent? Share your funny parenting stories or tips below! 👇
Brava to you and your daughter!
This is amazing petty revenge story, we have all seen a JD!
That’s fucking hilarious
Thank you for making me smile this morning!
You have raised a petty woman
Love how D stands for both daughter and dad…as if both words are difficult to type out.
It would be better if he gave you money for fixing her teeth. You could have split it with YD.
I think it needs mentioning that JD is a jerk.
Wow what a team… You guys are evil and I love it. Sounds like he deserved it. Bravo 👌
I mean… I don’t know JD personally so I can’t say for sure he’s a jerk? More likely he’s socially awkward and not smart. I say this because his reaction to you saying “You knocked her teeth out was “OMG I’m so sorry” I wasn’t there so I’m not privy to the tone of his voice, if he sounded regretful then I’m leaning more on the socially awkward side.
Either way petty revenge is petty revenge and that’s what we’re here for.