🤔 #intelligencevs#wisdom #wipeornot #toilethumor
Hey guys, have you ever wondered about the fine line between intelligence and wisdom when it comes to something as mundane as wiping after using the bathroom? 🚽 It’s quite a funny yet thought-provoking topic, don’t you think?
I mean, having intelligence is knowing when to stop wiping, right? You don’t want to overdo it and end up with a raw bum. But then there’s wisdom, the ability to know when to wipe just once more for that extra clean feeling. 💩
So tell me, are you team “intelligence” or team “wisdom” when it comes to this daily dilemma? I’m genuinely curious to hear your thoughts on this – it’s the little things that make life interesting, after all. Let’s spark a lively debate and have some fun with this silly yet surprisingly insightful question! 🤣
Feel free to vote in the poll below and share your reasoning in the comments. Let’s see where the majority stands on this crucial issue! And who knows, maybe we’ll all learn something new today. Don’t be shy, join in on the conversation! 😉 #sparkdebate #jointheconversation #justforfun
🗳️Poll: Are you team “intelligence” (knowing when to stop wiping) or team “wisdom” (knowing to wipe once more)?
A. Intelligence – I know when to stop
B. Wisdom – I always wipe once more
Let’s see where you stand! #engagewithus #voteandshare
True enlightenment is a bidet.
The cleanest best scenario is 2
Sometimes it takes 4 wipes to know you only needed 3
and good ol fashioned experience is knowing you got enough paper before you sit down
This post and its comments are welcome insights into finding the straight poop.
Str: Pushing everything out that needs to be wiped.
Dex: Keeping hands clean while wiping.
Con: Creating something less harrowing to wipe.
Geniuses realize how disgusting wiping is and buy a bidet.
As a wise youtube short once said, “money talks, wealth whispers”