#AwkwardMoments #HighSchoolStories #FartChronicles
So, here’s a thought: imagine being stuck in a room with your old high school classmates, the ones who’ve given you those cringe-worthy nicknames (like “Fat-ass”), and suddenly you realize you can’t escape? 😳
Picture this: you’re taking a serious provincial exam in a packed auditorium, right? The vibe is tense, the rules are strict, and you suddenly feel this *urgent* gurgle in your stomach that’s like a death knell. Your initial thought might be, “I can’t just sit here and hold it!” But then comes the moment of panic when you raise your hand to ask to leave, only to be shot down by a principal who insists, “You should have gone before the exam. No one can leave.” What a nightmare! 👀
In situations like this, you might feel trapped, not just physically but emotionally, surrounded by those who didn’t exactly treat you like gold in high school. So, what do you do? Some might cower; others might devise a plot to break the tension. And then there’s that brave moment …
- 🔥 Can you imagine the audacity of letting out the biggest fart of your life to cope with the awkwardness?
- 🤣 Picture the chaos as laughter erupts, the principals scrambling, and everyone trying to escape the epic stench!
- 💔 And yet, behind all that laughter, there’s this cathartic release—an unexpected triumph over years of bullying.
So, what’s the verdict? In a moment where you think, “I can’t leave?” sometimes, the best escape is to embrace the absurd. It can wind up being one of those legendary stories you tell for years to come! 🤷♂️
Do you have any funny or embarrassing stories from school you’d like to share? Or maybe tips on how to handle those dreaded moments when you feel completely trapped? Let’s hear your thoughts! 👇
I seriously laughed out loud on this. Thank you for making my shitty day a little better.
This is epic. And amazing. I only hope to one day captivate so many people with one single fart. Bravo!
*Farts* of all, AWESOME JOB. You sharpened their unreasonable rules into a weapon and then turned it on them. I *stink* you’re an absolute geni*ass*, and your writing style is so descriptive!!! I love it!! You really *gassed up* your flawless, flatulent revenge with skill and finesse!
The whole thing was a ride from start to finish, and even though it’s been a whopping 3 minutes, I ALREADY can tell this one’s gonna do the big numbers on here!!
Well done. Tho I admit I was afraid you were going to shit your pants. Which still would have been epic, but it’s kinda a self defeating victory then.
lol, petty revenge – *best served flatulently…*
motherless and fatherless born without a skin. spoke once when it came into this world and never spoke again.
As someone who farted during a college exam and then joined in the confused looks around for the “culprit” good job
Holy smokes!!!!
Haha! I’m laughing so hard tears are coming out! This is my favorite petty revenge story! Well shit happens!!🤣🤣🤣
So, it crawled back up your ass?
OMG! I wet myself I laughed so hard.
OP, you went out with a bang and I applaud you. As a kid I was mercilessly bullied from fourth grade on for no reason other then breathing (80’s) after my family moved to the south and was told to suck it up. This made my day LMAO.. thank you.
I cackled at this that was some premium revenge
You have creative writing gift. I hope
You’re using it to make the world a better place, just like you did here!
Well said / well written my friend !
They treated you like shit by not letting you leave…
So you treated them to some shit they also couldn’t leave 🤣
This was hilarious. Your writing is epic also! I have a coworker with bowel issues. When he farts…..its a snail trail going down the damn hallway making you gag bc you can actually taste it if you’re talking. We weren’t warned either. But karma is something else. 🤣🤣🤣
You sure painted a picture with the wording… I was cracking up reading it
Would have been “better “ if you filled your shorts with trouser chili that dripped out onto the floor whose stench would linger for days.After all, you’re never going to see them again. Could even shout out, hey, my ass isn’t fat anymore.
The way you described the smell, oh my goodness!
I hope you get a chance to write regularly, even just for fun and for yourself.
Omg this was funny!