#OfficeHumor #FartStories #WorkplaceVent #ManagerWoes
Hey everyone! 🤗
I wanted to share a little story about my previous manager, who was, well, less than pleasant to work with. Here’s the deal:
– She had this prime spot right outside the elevator on the third floor, while I was on the second. 🚪
– Sometimes, I couldn’t resist a little mischief. After a heavy dinner, I’d hop on the elevator, *let loose* a thunderous fart, and send it cruising up to her floor. 💨
– The hilarious part? The doors stayed open *forever* because of some sensitive equipment moving around. So she’d get the full effect. 😆
One day in a meeting, she actually spent ten solid minutes complaining about the smell. She was convinced it was the elevator’s trap that dried out! 😂
I mean, come on—childish? Maybe. Do I care? Not one bit! Life’s too short not to have a little fun, right?
**What do you think about this kind of workplace shenanigans?** Is it just a harmless joke, or do you think there’s a boundary?
Feel free to share your own funny or ridiculous experiences with managers or coworkers. Let’s keep the laughter rolling! 🤣
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🔑 **Think about these**:
– Have you ever pulled a prank at work?
– How did your coworkers react?
– What are some tips you’d recommend for lightening the mood without crossing lines?
Let’s chat! 🗨️
She may have been the absolute worst, but this olfactory warfare was the absolute best! Bravo!
I applaud your pettiness 👏🏻👏🏻
Elevator bombing– the latest iteration of crop dusting. LOL
Man…I can’t think any scenario where I could pull this off and that’s a real bummer. Well done!
*Flatulence Elevated!*
Did she learn to fear the elevator chime?
Damn I’ve had some managers i wish I could’ve done this to
Bravo!!! And very clever 🙂
Love it. I once let a fart rip in a mall elevator with a couple friends and a couple strangers. I let is out silently but my fucking face gave it away. Lol the strangers mashing the buttons, any button desperate for the door to just open and they get off lmao. I eat a bit more fiber in my diet and not dropping flies with a fart
I once dropped a hangover fart in an elevator in a hotel I was staying in as I went down for breakfast. Surprisingly it was still in the elevator when I returned to my room around 30 to 40min later, it was deadly lol
Taking crop dusting to the next level. Or in this case floor
Genius! Pure, unadulterated genius!
I raise my longjohns flap to you sir. Bravo!
I raise my longjohns flap to you sir. Bravo!
Jesus fucking Christ that’s brilliant! Let me know where you work and I’ll save up all of my beans and eat them the night before and I’ll come rip one in the elevator with you!!!
PS. Don’t really tell me where you work, stranger danger. But solidarity my dude!!
You have a true talent. Dont let it go to waste.
Hilarious 😂 😃 😄 😁 🤣 😸
Delivered a fart via elevator 🛗 🤣 this is funny.
I’m lol’ing. Checkmate.
It’s now a smellevator
I just got in trouble for laughing during a zoom meeting