#LifeProblems: Have you ever felt like life is a total dick? 🍆 It’s like it randomly gets hard but never stays hard forever, am I right? 😂 But seriously, the ups and downs of life can be pretty frustrating and unpredictable.
I’m asking this question because I know we’ve all been there and we can relate to the struggle. From unexpected setbacks to fleeting moments of joy, life can be a rollercoaster of emotions.
Do you agree? Let’s discuss and share our experiences to find comfort in knowing we’re not alone in this crazy journey we call life. Share your thoughts below! 💭 #LifeChallenges #TheStruggleIsReal
Life is like a penis. Simple, soft, hanging freely…then women make it hard…
Well mine needs to call the doctor…it’s been over 4 hours
Cant relate, have no dick
So taking the blue pill only gives you a temporary improvement to the illusion that is the Matrix.
mines been hard for 4 months, i dont think a dr can help at this point
What is this from? I just heard this exact quote somewhere…
It bothers me how much I needed to read this
“Well, being a dick’s not so bad! There are three kinds of people in this world: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you’ve got your assholes. All the assholes want is to shit all over everything! So, pussies might get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes. And if the dicks didn’t fuck the assholes, you know what you’d get? You’d get your dick, and your pussy, all covered in shit!”
I’m sure lots of people have had hard lives right up until the end.
Ayeeee that’s the spirit!
It can be hard for the rest of your life……
Having a hard dick is the making of a man. A completely forever flaccid dick won’t take you far.
*life
If your life stays hard for more than 4 hours, please consult your doctor.
If you take enough pills you can make it really fucking hard
My life must have been bitten by a Brazilian wandering spider.
Mine gets hard in the morning
Shiii mine must have popped a honey pack
When it’s soft you can’t beat it, when it’s hard you get screwed.
Short for some longer for some too
When you use drugs it stays hard for a long time.
Well some people go through life with a permanent hard on
Yah my life is about to turn blue and fall off. Been suuuuper hard for more than a decade now. Must be priapism.
And sometimes it gets hard at the worst possible times, like at the gym.
My life has priapism
Might want to read the diary of Anne Frank.
and the weather is a pussy, sometimes it’s dry, sometimes it’s wet, sometimes it’s fun, and sometimes it’s disastrous
Don’t play the victim. Life’s a cunt, and I’m here to fuck!
i dunno about that second part bud
If it stays hard though you should get help.