#PenisProblems: Did I mess up my penis by fapping the wrong way?
Alright, so picture this: you’re a 16-year-old dude who’s been on the fap train for a few years now. But lately, you’ve developed a strange habit of getting down and dirty in your pants – yeah, I know, gross, but hey, we’ve all got our lazy moments, right?
Everything was cool until recently when you decided to switch things up and fap in the bathroom like a civilized human being. But here’s the kicker – instead of the usual climax, you end up peeing. Wait, what? Cue the panic mode and frantic Google searches, only to find out it’s called retrograde ejaculation. Cue the freakout.
So now you’re torn between staying celibate for a few days or giving in to the urge. But guess what? You give in, and it’s a repeat performance. Talk about a rollercoaster of emotions.
But seriously, can someone please shed some light on this bizarre situation? I mean, what the actual fudge nuggets is going on down there?
If you’ve got any insight, tips, or similar experiences, let me know. Let’s figure this out together! 🍆💦 #HelpAMateOut #FapFails #NotSoSmoothSailing
No because retrograde ejaculation just happens on occasion and some people even do it intentionally. Just try not to do that anymore on purpose if it bothers you
Why can’t you go to a doctor?
Bro, empty your bladder before ya yank it.
You pissed your pants. That’s all.
But nutting in your pants is disgusting so stop doing that
The only correct way is up and down, have you been doing down and up?
Reminded me of a time after a night out on acid. Thought I was blowing my load but ended up pissing on this girl. I was even worried like you are cause wtf my orgasms are piss. It’s happened ever since. Your cursed.
This is fucking funny.
Mate if you were ejaculating into your pants, and your parents do your laundry, they already know
Dude, box of tissues and lotion. Take the pants off. You’re welcome.
Retrograde ejaculation used to happen to me a lot and still does sometimes.
Don’t get so tense while spankin it.
Use punctuation, please.
Likely nothing, but depending on your access, why not just talk to a doctor. Nothing you have said is odd behaviour for a 16yo who struggles to find the space to jerk off, and we all fall into habits of what works.
Do you change afterward or do you just walk around the rest of the day in those same pants?
Enough internet for today.
Fuck it.
Isn’t retrograde ejac when the semen goes up into the bladder, this sounds like something different bro.
Also stop waking in your pants, have some decency.
Your algebra homework is waiting for you bud
I dated a guy who could only cum with his pants on due to masturbating that way and it was a major bummer to our sex life. You definitely want to start training yourself not to do that anymore if you ever want to have a partner.
Bro, do not continue fapping in your pants/underwear. It is not good for you and may lead to UTIs and other urinary related problems later on. I know it feels good to just yank it and sleep or whatever but it is not a good habit and very unhygienic. If continued, it could lead to severe UTIs and in some cases prostate related issues which you absolutely do not want to start having especially at a young age.
PLEASE STOP NUTTING IN YOUR PANTS
Your attitude of can’t go to the doctor when something is obviously wrong will possibly kill you someday
1. Just take it out of the pants and cap with some lube/lotion and a tissue. Also, drink plenty of water. You’ll be happier.
2. What a horrible day to be able to read…
If there was a way to break your penis masturbating, then it would be a widespread public health crisis among men.
We wank but we still have decency. And empty your bladder before because you releasing your nut can feel similar to the flow of piss hence what you just went through
Lmao