#Dump my drink, I’ll mess your Karaoke 🍹🎤
##The Infamous Party Incident
The other weekend I was at a party with some friends hanging and doing Karaoke at a friend’s home. I had set down my drink and half plate of food next to my friend Carly and went to the restroom. She stood up to grab some more food and said when she was turning around a guest who we didn’t know too well Jenn, was taking our plates, putting them away from the table we were at and dumped our drinks before Carly could say we weren’t done. She wasn’t the host and neither of us know her too well so we were confused why she thought she thought she’d be the maid.
###An Unexpected Encounter
At the party, there was a guest who we didn’t know too well named Jenn. She took it upon herself to start clearing away our drinks and plates, even though we weren’t finished with them. Carly and I were taken aback by her actions and couldn’t understand why she felt the need to play maid at someone else’s party.
##Karaoke Shenanigans
Now, there was additionally Karaoke. They had a party machine which everyone could connect to and put songs into a queue. One of the features was clicking on the actively playing songs and could update many settings live (speed, key, volume etc). Jenn is a pretty good singer and spent most of the party in the Karaoke area, so I went in and got the online session ID. Every time she would sing I would move the speed up or down 10% and/or increase or decrease the backing track volume. I thought it would be too obvious to start messing with the key live.
###Karaoke Chaos
Since Jenn was hogging the Karaoke machine for most of the night, I decided to have a little fun at her expense. I accessed the online session ID and started playing around with the settings while she was singing. It was hilarious to see her reaction as the speed and volume of the backing track kept changing without her control.
###The Plot Thickens
It was definitely throwing her off and we overheard her say to a friend something like, “It sounds so different when you’re up there singing vs sitting out here”. Little did she know, it was all thanks to my sneaky antics behind the scenes.
##The Aftermath
After a night filled with drama and pranks, the party eventually came to an end. Despite the initial confusion and chaos, it was a memorable night that we all look back on with a mix of amusement and disbelief.
In conclusion, the next time someone tries to dump your drink without permission, just remember that there’s always a way to get back at them – even if it’s through a little Karaoke sabotage. Sometimes, the best revenge is a perfectly timed key change or a sudden increase in volume. Let this be a lesson to all party crashers out there – mess with our drinks, and we’ll mess with your Karaoke. Cheers to a night we’ll never forget!
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Tuna bitch