#Revenge #Childhood #Babysitter #Puke #Petty
One of the pettiest things I ever did was puke ๐ . Let me tell you the story of how I got revenge on my mean babysitter with a strategic vomit session.
##The Mean Babysitter
My sister and I had a mean babysitter when we were kids. She would do sneaky and manipulative things to us, making our childhood a bit miserable at times. One of her tactics was to use dessert as a leverage tool to control our behavior – a classic move by many babysitters.
###A Dinner Betrayal
One evening, our babysitter Patty took us out to eat at Cracker Barrel with a group of her friends. She set a rule that we could each get one meal and one dessert. I ordered a meal, ate some of it, and asked for dessert. However, Patty smirked and said we couldn’t have dessert because we didn’t finish our dinners completely.
My sister and I felt disappointed, but I had a secret up my sleeve that Patty didn’t know about.
##The Secret Weapon: Vomit On Command
I’ve always had the ability to vomit on command. No finger down the throat needed – I could just make myself throw up whenever I wanted. I had discovered this unique talent earlier, using it to escape from uncomfortable situations like school bullies.
###The Perfect Plan
So, I made a deal with Patty. I asked her if she promised I could get dessert if I finished my dinner. She confirmed her promise. I quickly finished my oversized meal, then promptly threw it all up at the table. I acted remorseful and regretful, but also subtly hinted that now I had room for dessert.
Patty’s friends persuaded her to take us to an ice cream place nearby, where I confidently ordered my dessert and even one for my sister, daring Patty to challenge me.
##The Sweet Taste of Revenge
My petty revenge was successful – Patty never used dessert as leverage over us again. She learned her lesson, and I enjoyed my victory with a satisfied smirk. Though the Cracker Barrel employees may not have appreciated my tactic, it was worth it for the sweet taste of revenge.
In conclusion, sometimes you have to get creative to stand up against unfair treatment. And in my case, a strategic vomit session did the trick. Remember, revenge is best served with a side of ice cream ๐จ.
Perfect revenge on the bad babysitter. Bravo!
Patty revenge
Awesome. Reminds me when my mom and sisters were going to church one Easter Sunday. My mom was checking to make sure we were clean, not a speck of dirt. She was checking me out when she noticed something on my face. She takes out a napkin in her purse and spits in it to clean my face. Now, mind you, I find this repulsive for an 8 year old girl. I kept moving my face until she grabbed it. It was right then when I puked all over her Sunday’s best. The look on her face was priceless. I will never forget that Sunday. She had to not only take another shower but find another dress.
You were a little badass, oh my god. Have you told your parents this? This is โtell the grandkidsโ material holy shit!
Can you still vomit on commanf
So did the babysitter clean up the vomit or the waitress?