#DisgustingAirlinePassenger: The Tale of a Revenge Prank ✈️🤢
As a frequent traveler, I’ve had my fair share of encounters with inconsiderate passengers, but the story I’m about to share with you takes the cake. Picture this: a long haul flight between Shanghai and Singapore, a packed 747, and a passenger who thought the entire row belonged to him. Let’s dive into the details and see how I turned the tables on this disgusting airline passenger.
The Offense: Claiming Three Seats
Before the aircraft had been in the air for two minutes, the offending passenger, whom I’ll refer to as “Dude,” lifted the two armrests and sprawled across three seats without a second thought. 😠 Despite the unspoken airplane etiquette, he made himself at home without asking or acknowledging the other passengers around him. The nerve of some people!
In Search of Solace: Relocating Seats
Unwilling to tolerate Dude’s selfish behavior, I decided to take matters into my own hands. After about 10 minutes, I went on a mission to find myself a more pleasant seating arrangement. I found two empty seats a few rows back, and I wasted no time in making my move. As I settled in, I couldn’t help but wonder how Dude would react when he realized I had vacated the neighboring seat.
The Prank: Crotch Miso
As I made my way to the restroom, I contemplated what I could do to give Dude a taste of his own medicine. Inspiration struck, and I requested a cup of miso soup from the hostess. When she brought it to me, I let it cool to the perfect temperature for my devious plan. When the lights were dimmed, and the cabin was in a hushed state, I poured the miso soup onto Dude’s blanket in the crotch area. It was the perfect revenge without being too over-the-top.
The Unveiling: A Wet Surprise
Hours later, as the cabin lights flickered back on, I witnessed the sweet revelation of my revenge prank. Dude, who had been sleeping soundly, stood up and realized he had a large wet patch on the front of his trousers. His initial shock led him to believe the worst – that he had somehow relieved himself while asleep. As he rushed to the restroom to assess the situation, I couldn’t help but feel a sense of satisfaction. The crotch miso had done its job, and Dude had learned a valuable lesson about respecting personal space.
A Lesson Learned
In the end, I hope Dude realized that his inconsiderate behavior had consequences. While I may have gotten a kick out of pulling off the revenge prank, I also hope it served as a wake-up call for him to be more mindful of others in the future. Selfish behavior on a flight is not just a nuisance – it can have unexpected repercussions.
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They don’t allow nuts anymore or I’m sure you’d have gone soup to nuts.
YTA, you found another seat far away from the guy and you went back just to pour soup on him. YTA here.
Great revenge. I won’t say for teaching him a lesson since all he may learned is to pack some adult diapers on his next trip….
Reminds me of a flight I took on Singapore Air from HKG to DPS (Bali). I was seated next to my teen in economy. Apart from us, the rest of my family was in a bulkhead one row in front but my son was 14, too young for exit row bulkhead & it wasn’t fair for him to sit alone, so as the family shrimp at 5’11”, I got the middle seat. A man squeezed in to sit window & immediately undid his pants – completely. He was chubby & didn’t speak a word of English. I’m fairly sure he was Korean. He also needed to pee all the time & would face me & straddle me, unzipped while getting up to visit the toilet, on multiple occasions during the flight. Finally I said to him, “I think I’ve seen all I need to see of Korea & it’s quite small”. I don’t believe he understood me & I don’t think he was a predator, just a crude, gross guy. I laugh about it now but tbh have never been so uncomfortable on a flight.
Hahahaha. That was a good one. Too bad that he may have never understood what you said….
This is truly unbelievable!! Your casual delivery of the story is top frikkin shelf…
So after being mildly discommoded for 10 minutes, you humiliated a stranger… I think we know who the disgusting passenger is. Shame on you.
Wow so you’re the disgusting passenger in this story.
Who hurt you?
I remember a flight from Beijing to Brisbane I was also on the aisle with a woman in the other aisle and 2 seats in between us. She asked me to lift my armrest up so she could lie down and fully extend her feet into my seat. The audacity was mind blowing and I also moved seat. I didn’t seek any revenge though and think what you did was quite cruel.
We once had a really annoying bully of a customer in a camp site night club, the type of arsehole that never quite gave enough reason to be banned.
Well I spotted him passed out fast asleep & notified the other bouncers I was gonna bin him.
The head doorman said “Watch & learn”, went & asked for a glass of warm water then poured it on his crotch & immediately woke him up.
He was then led on a guided tour of the club before being shown the door.
Best part being steering him towards any crowd whilst loudly shouting “Look out, he’s covered in piss!”
He never came back.
That’s just cunty, although not quite as bad as the story you told about spitting a mouthful of snot on some guy’s face.
Ye’re an arsehole, mate.
The plot twist is that this post is POV of the disgusting passenger?
This is unhinged. Nuclear revenge for minor inconvenience.
He’ll have no idea, guaranteed. At uni, we put a mini snickers in a mates buttcrack hole he was passed out. We thought he knew… until it came up nearly 10 years later when we were telling the story. All of a sudden he yells ‘FOR THE LAST TEN YEARS I THOUGHT I SHIT MYSELF! 😂
this was really pathetic. I think you have bigger issues than you might think. This was so unnecessary. If i had 3-4 seats and was tired I’d do the same
The Person that wasted food to humiliate someone because she/he/it couldnt stand up for herself to ask a person to do something in a different way would actually be a disgusting piece of crap. What an entitled basic b that person would be.
I can tell that person would be an abusive piece of human tra*h.
Did similar once with ice cubes. Just let them slowly melt and leave a nice wet patch
> long haul flight
> 5.5 hours
You’re joking right?
Yta. You could have asked him to move. You moved so what was the problem. Grow up
You’re the disgusting person in this scenario, op.
Lol OP learn to speak the fuck up.
Cool story bro 🙂
You are the disgusting passenger here. You went completely nuclear for a very minor inconvenience. Nothing petty about it, this is unhinged.
5.5 hrs is long haul?
YTA
mmm… “Crotch miso”
Am I missing something?
This man laid down on the empty seats, which made you uncomfortable (fair) so you found another place to sit.
And then, rather than going on with your life, you went through the effort of ‘pranking’ him by soiling his trousers while he slept?
What did he do that required revenge?
You’re a bit of an odd one, OP.
This has to be a troll
Jesus Christ… What a petty and vindictive person you would need to be to do this to someone for such a minor inconvenience. You should be ashamed of yourself.
He was selfish but you had relocated and the guy was probably half drunk. You didn’t need to go to such a low level for pretty much a nuisance. Shame on you.
You’re a bit of a dick mate. The punishment didn’t match the crime
This is psycho behaviour OP
I thought this was pretty revenge, not passive aggressive cringe.
So, because of a slight inconvenience, you pour soup on a guy and leave a mess for the airline staff to clean up. Yeah, he took up the seats, which is annoying, but you need to relax. You got another empty row. It’s not like you lost out in any way here.
You instead act like a spoiled child. You not only ruined his clothes, but you also caused issues for others. What if he was sick and sleeping helped him? So what if he smelled like whiskey? It doesn’t mean he was a fall-down drunk. He could have spilled it on his shirt at the airport. He wasn’t bothering anyone or being belligerent. He just went to sleep.
ITT: OP, the asshole, going thru life with main character syndrome, thinking all the other players are assholes.
My dude, what this other fella was doing in no way affected you, and you even found a way to further remove yourself from the situation. That’s where it should have ended.
NOT normal behavior.
This isn’t petty revenge this and not normal behavior. You are a bully and a dick.
You’re so full of shit your eyes are brown. I don’t think you can earn frequent flyer miles on petty revenge.