#SummerVacation #FamilyTrip #Revenge #Surprises #FunActivities
I can’t wait for the week-long summer trip with her. I have so many surprises in store. 😏 It’s time to turn the tables and have some fun during this family vacation.
##The Background Story
Just found out my MIL is gossiping about me. My husband and I have had a rough year in our marriage, and to add to our stress, private details were shared with the rest of the family. It’s embarrassing and humiliating, but we won’t let it ruin our annual family vacation.
##Planning the Perfect Revenge
###1. Extra Large Granny Pannies and a Snickers Bar
– Get extra large granny panties and a Snickers bar.
– Melt the bar and use it to create a fun craft with the panties.
– Leave the surprise near her camper or vehicle for a hilarious reaction.
###2. Small Plastic Penises
– Purchase small plastic penises as a funny prank.
– Scatter them around her camper for a good laugh.
– Watch as she discovers the unexpected surprise.
###3. Fart Spray
– Consider spraying fart spray on her jacket or folding chair.
– Get ready for some smelly surprises and lots of laughter.
– It’s a harmless prank that will leave everyone in stitches.
###4. Fake Turd
– Think about creative ways to use a fake turd as a prank.
– It’s a classic joke that is sure to get a reaction.
– Keep it light-hearted and fun for everyone involved.
##The Ultimate Revenge Plan
It’s going to be amazing. She’s the most uptight “Christian” woman I’ve ever met, but it’s time to loosen her up with some playful jokes and surprises. This vacation will be unforgettable for all the right reasons.
Don’t let gossip and drama ruin your family vacations. Take control of the situation and turn it into a fun opportunity to bond and share some laughs with your loved ones. Life is too short to hold grudges, so let go of the negativity and focus on creating happy memories together.
Stay tuned for more updates on our epic revenge pranks during the summer trip. Get ready for a wild and hilarious adventure that you won’t forget. It’s time to make the most of every moment and cherish the time spent with family, no matter what challenges come your way. 🌞🌴
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Such shitty childish “revenge”
Maybe some special brownies would loosen everyone up.
They sell these penis tire valve covers that are awesome. If you buy them in black, they blend in with the tires.
Did this to a friend and he didn’t notice for months, when he took his truck to a tire store…the technicians pointed them out and had a great laugh.
Download an audio file from a porno, pop a speaker under her caravan, play as people are walking past.
Sign her up for sex toy mail
Leave used condom too
Baby Ruth bar works so much more effectively and still looks real! Liquid Ass on Amazon is a fantastic product, I had some really loud obnoxious partiers move in next to me and not sure actually but they somehow thought there was a skunk nearby. 🤷🏻♀️, I never saw it 😂Good luck! Would love to hear an update 😈
I mean glitter bomb dicks are a thing
Sign her up for an early morning Jehovah’s Witness meeting. 😈
You can also put her email on a bunch of “websites”.
Eat bananas looking into her eyes
Yes, you have a MIL problem, but also a husband problem. Your husband should have known his discussing your marital difficulties with his father would get passed on to his mother. I’m not surprised there are strains in your marriage, so you’ve blocked MIL, but are going on a week long trip with her this summer! Your problems with this toxic woman and her family go much deeper than your planned petty revenge. Save yourself the fallout from that by investing in marriage counseling and rethink the summer trip. You, your husband and children can see those family members w/o the MIL present.
Liquid Ass is what you want. I have never smelled anything like it
I heard you can order your MIL a package to be delivered to her house. I heard the outside can say things like “anal itch cream”, or “worlds largest dildo”. I heard you can also require a signature upon delivery. I also heard it comes with an optional glitter bomb inside upon opening.
Does she drive? A bumper sticker like, I ❤️🍆 that she won’t notice for a few days might be fun haha
You need couples counselling with your husband. Relationship problems should never be shared with family. He’s now fractured that bond forever and broken your trust. He needs to understand that. And you should have couples counselling to help you get through whatever else you’re going through.
Edit: if it was embarrassing for you as well … Why on earth would he share that with his father….. Just so incredibly weird. Is he overly enmeshed normally?
Am I the only one who wants to know what the marital problems are, or at least the parts that got gossiped about?
I’m guessing you’re not going to tell hubby about the pranks?
The most traumatic thing I saw as a 17yo hotel room cleaner was the most gigantic white granny panties rinsed and drying on the shower, but with a permanent yellow light shit stain, implying this perosn regularly poops themselves. I can’t unsee it, and that was 20 years ago.
No mention of her husband running to Daddy to bitch about his wife. Of fuckin course dad is going to tell his wife. Why would your husband go crying to any family member. If your husband feels violated he should have not told Daddy your personal info. Your husband is who you need petty revenge on. He needs the granny panties.
On the fake ‘Christian’ types, the best thing to do is hit them square in the face with the bible, pick the verse that is the perfect example and tell it to every one when she is there. You have to embarrass the crap out of them.
* Proverbs 11:13 – “He who goes about as a talebearer reveals secrets, but he who is trustworthy conceals a matter.”
* Proverbs. 17:9a – “He who covers a transgression seeks love, but he who repeats a matter separates intimate friends.”
* Proverbs 20:19 – “He who goes about as a slanderer reveals secrets, therefore do not associate with a gossip.”
* Proverbs 25:9-10 – “…don’t reveal the secret of another, lest he who hears it reproach you, and the evil report about you not pass away.”
* Matthew 18:15 – “If your brother sins, go and reprove him in private…” This implies the desirability of resolving the matter one on one.
Also, sign her up for a lesbian newsletter and have it delivered in HER name to her Neighbor’s address.
Penis pasta.
Tell us you’ll update us later, please!
I would send her this:
https://www.christianbook.com/resisting-gossip-winning-war-wagging-tongue/matthew-mitchell/9781619580763/pd/580763?
Or this:
(Sorry for the ridiculously long urls!)
Great brownie stunt. Make dough. Roll a snake and curl it together. Smallist. It’s Now one cat turd. Put it somewhere she finds it she screams. You pick it up and eat it. Best roommate trick ever.
I can’t wait for the update on this one
If “camper” means y’all are going camping somewhere – rather than just being how they live / visit people – please don’t do the tiny penises or other things that will cause non-biodegradable litter at your campsite. I’m tired of picking up people’s trash.
Triple decker, the bowl, the tank, and the sink.
Are you, by chance, a 14 year old boy?
Please keep us Updateme! OP. Can’t wait to hear how she reacts 😅🤣😂
Please come back and update us on how this all plays out after vacation!!!! 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼
This is bullshit
It would be funny to “confide” in her about some of your other “problems”, you know, ” woman to woman”. Make up some outrageous stuff and ask for her help and when she tells other people, they will think she’s crazy. Possibly causing them to disregard anything she’d said before. play the long game.
How did you punish your husband for causing this mess in the first place?
Instead of fart spray just buy some fish sauce from local Asian store and put it in a spray bottle. Blast all her clothes esp her underwear and shoes…watch as the grandkids recoil in terror everytime she wants a hug haha!!
If she is a “Christian”, try pointing out the bible verse that essentially tells her to shut up.
Timothy 2:12 is the twelfth verse of the second chapter of the First Epistle to Timothy. It is often quoted using the King James Version translation:
But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.[1]
Christians make me giggle….
LOVE IT!!!! Keep us posted please. Can’t wait. Can we come too??? I will help.
Get some magnets for the outside of the camper that will make her clutch her pearls
Taker aside and discuss how you think her son is bisexual. Asking if he showed signs as a child. That will end her.
Don’t do the dick things. She’ll figure out it was you. Very deliberate action
Rather the signing up for things in her name but use neighbour’s address is a good one. Don’t use the same neighbour. Choose various neighbours where 1 digit is off so it could be understandable that she’d accidentally out in one wrong digit
Swingers is great. But also anything that is the opposite of what she is. If she’s one political party, choose something radically opposite and controversial. Sign her up for all the free sample of incontinence pads, dementia support or nursing homes specialising in that for their brochures. Sign her up for mailing lists for aging lesbian society or anything like that. Submit her name for visits from Jehovah witness visit / but next door address.
spam her email up by signing her up all sorts of religious groups, plus all the others above so she gets both items in the mail next door but also emails.
Make one small donation to a charity in her name, one that you know sells their mailing list on so they’ll be many, many items coming in the mail, phone calls and emails for years.
Sign the father in laws name up to receive lawyers information packs on divorce and send to the house.
The poo is a great idea but chocolate has a smell. Why not get some dog poop, seal it in a ziplock bag and take it with you for the prank? More realistic to use decomposing (so extra smelly) poop. No one other than her would it wasn’t really her poop. Using chocolate could back fire on you.
Also, try to stretch out the panties to make them look well worn.
Maybe be an adult instead of pulling these dumb pranks on her? How does this help anyone except making you feel better. Talk to her like an adult. If you’re gonna be with your husband, you have to deal with the consequences of your actions and your presumably worsening relationship with her for the rest of your life.
Jesus, you sound like a 10 year old.
How about you and your husband just confront MIL and FIL about not keeping your confidence
No tear toilet paper, it’s on Amazon, it doesn’t rip! Also, cricket noisemakers to be hidden under furniture, these are sold on Amazon as well.
So you don’t think anyone is going to figure out who is playing these childish pranks? Not very subtle. You’re going to make yourself look very foolish and everyone will side with your MIL. Think of something less infantile.
I’ve read the replies, take it from someone married over 40 years, had a mother-in-law live with them, and was of a different Christian sect.
Don’t listen to most of these fools with the revenge attitude. It will only backfire onto you. Your husband does need to grow a pair and learn to support you. Just go, be as syrupy sweet as you can, if she starts up on you in front of your family just calmly and as sweetly as you can, ask “So what was your mother-in-laws opinion of you”. I can guarantee that more than one and including your father-in-law will chime in with all the dirt on her. She will see you have a backbone and backoff.