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Hey there! 🌟 Divorce can be a complex and emotional process, often triggered by significant issues in a relationship. However, sometimes the reasons behind a divorce can be quite unexpected and even petty! Here are some examples of the most absurd reasons why people have decided to end their marriages:
The Toothpaste Tube Squeeze Battle
Imagine this: a couple arguing over the correct way to squeeze a toothpaste tube. While it may seem trivial to many, for some individuals, this small daily annoyance can lead to irreconcilable differences.
The Toilet Seat War
Another common yet petty reason for divorce is the never-ending dispute over the position of the toilet seat. Some individuals just can’t seem to agree on whether it should be left up or down, leading to constant arguments and resentment.
The Socks on the Floor Debacle
Believe it or not, leaving socks on the floor has been cited as a reason for divorce in some cases. While it may seem like a minor issue, for some individuals, it symbolizes a lack of consideration and respect in the relationship.
Conclusion
It’s clear that when it comes to divorce, even the smallest disagreements can snowball into major problems. While these reasons may seem petty to some, they can be significant enough to lead to the end of a marriage. Remember, communication and compromise are essential in any relationship to avoid these trivial issues from escalating.
So, what’s the most petty reason you’ve heard for someone getting a divorce? Share your thoughts in the comments below! 💬 #DivorceStories #PettyProblems #RelationshipDrama
Heard of a case where someone filed for divorce because their spouse was too loud…chewing. It’s like the marriage crumbled under the weight of a potato chip. Goes to show, sometimes it’s the little things that can make or break a bond.
A friend of mine had a seizure during the night. Ended up in the ICU for a couple of days then was on a LOA for 90 days. The day after he found out that he was going to need to take an LOA his wife went and filed for divorce, stating that without his regular level of income he was “useless” to her.
(My opinion it’s petty but) when someone find out their SO was not a virgin when they got married.
My grandma divorced her 5th husband because he wouldn’t let her remodel their kitchen.
I didn’t like him but it was a dumb reason to divorce in my opinion.
Marriage certificates are useless, as these comments show.
My ex-wife still to this day has not given me a reason for our divorce.
Their wife gained 20 pounds
Dad says, “Honey – I want a divorce!”
Wife says, “Wow! Well. Shit. Hey, Junior? Who do you want to live with — your father, or me?”
Junior: “I want to live with daddy!”
Dad says, “Aw, shit! I don’t want to get divorced!”
I think anytime some one divorces cause the other person gets cancer takes the cake
my crack whore mom divorced my methhead alcholic father because she wanted to fuck every man in the county and not work. she then abused and alienated us from him.
I knew this couple ( the guy was three years younger than me and we went to school together as kids) where the husband was a farmer and he put his wife through school and she got her degrees ( she started off as a nurse and worked her way up) and became a Physician’s Assistant. Once she started working at a doctor’s office, she thought she was too smart for her dumb farmer husband and divorced him because he wasn’t educated…….
A friend’s parents went through a divorce and then … just kept going like the divorce never happened and are still together to this day.
Don’t know what the reason was, but it must have been petty.
The husband kept putting wet/used towel on their bed. After several complaints and no changes, the wife got fed up and filed for a divorce.
Noisy eater
I had a friend divorce one of her 7 husbands because he booted her dog off the bed.
A friend got divorced by his wife of three months. When the wife was asked what was wrong, she said that it was nothing, he just snored loudly.
In the worst case, they could have had separate bedrooms.
Smiled with his tongue between his teeth.
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Nothing is petty if it bothers you that much. What’s a big deal to one can seem petty to another but that doesn’t make it so.
My former boss ended her engagement because he kept dropping his underwear on the floor and leaving them.
She was fit to be tied over it. Swore he kept his end up in every other way, but this.
Idk if you could really say it’s petty, because it’s due to cheating, but the situation was kind of bizarre to me.
I had these neighbors, husband and wife, lived across the street from me for a long time. They were easily in their 70s, maybe a little older, idk, never asked their ages. Anyway, eventually, I noticed that the wife wasn’t outside with him anymore when he’d sit on the porch. I asked about her one day and he told me that she cheated on him with a guy in his 20s and left to be with him. 50 year marriage down the drain. I guess maybe she wanted someone who was the same age as her and her husband were when they first got married
My ex sat me down on a Saturday, after 13 years together, to let me know he was leaving me because he was bored.
They found out their husband was bi. Not cheating, mind you. Just that he found men attractive.
My MIL and her second husband: they both sell 2nd hand books, they had a large hall where they kept the books, divided by a middle path. There had fallen a book out of a box and laid in the middle on the path. They had such a fight about whose book it was, they divorced over it. The book was worth 4 dollars and they both made 150k+ per year.
My step sisters MIL divorced her husband over popcorn twists
Growing up we had a family friend who was in a marriage we knew wouldn’t last, his wife was very ‘posh’ while he was a tradesman. That wasn’t the petty one though. After they divorced, he met and married a really sweet woman who had grown up in a religious group, I don’t know which, but they had rules like women could never cut their hair and she had never watched tv before she was with him. Basically he saved her from this religion. Because of her background, she’d never worked and he husband never asked her to, he was happy to provide for her.
They ended up having a kid together, then another mum who she befriended told her she’d get more money if she divorced him and went after child support. So she did. So now he never sees his kid, and his son from his first marriage has been turned against him by his first wife. He still has a great relationship with his daughter from the first marriage at least
I’m not marrying my girlfriend (thus saving money) because she didn’t know Lynrd Skynrd Freebird and then told me to calm it down when I played it to her.
My personal favorite “I’m not happy”.
She got fat, and he filed saying he “no longer felt attracted to her.” Funny thing is that after she gave him the divorce, she worked out, got her smoking hot body again and here he comes crawling back like the worm he is. Of course she told him to piss off, and she wound up dating her personal trainer for three years now lol
Blowjobs and granola (lack thereof).
https://youtu.be/o5z8-9Op2nM (17 min mark)
Couple was happily married with four kids and deeply devoted to each other. Their oldest son tragically and unexpectedly died, and the husband almost immediately walked out on the family and filed for divorce afterwards.
Luckily, his ex-wife nailed him in divorce court and now he has to pay a shit ton of alimony and child support.
They may not have gotten divorced because of it, but I know of a couple that fought over who got the canned fruit at their divorce trial.
I’m a divorce attorney. Had a client whose wife filed for divorce because she didn’t get along with his sister ONE TIME. They had one disagreement. Seriously. That was it. He didn’t stick up for his wife, she got mad, and filed for divorce. She said on the stand that they had a great marriage, he was a good father, but that one incident was too much. The judge told them “this is the dumbest reason I’ve ever seen anyone get divorced.” And he’d been a judge for 20+ years.
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A family friend: “Because I married the wrong brother”.
2 years later she married the older brother and they’ve been happily married for the last 20 years and have a kid together.
Someone I currently work with used to work in an oncology department where one of the doctors divorced his wife for getting cancer. Everyone in the department basically hated him. M I recall my colleague saying that new hires were all informed of what he’d done, so everyone could be on the same page of knowing he was a terrible person. From what I hear, his wife beat the cancer and I think the guy eventually changed hospitals he worked at.
I volunteer at an animal shelter. A couple came in one day and got into a huge argument over one of our cats. She had a temporary shelter name on the door: Tinkerbell. The woman thought it was an adorable name and just perfect for the kitty. The husband absolutely refused to have anything to do with the name Tinkerbell and insisted that if they did adopt the cat, they’d have to change her name.
There followed about 15 minutes of off and on bickering, with her insisting that this cat was the embodiment of Tinkerbell and the husband peppering his rebuttal with suggestions like Pickles and Wombat. I explained that the cat had only had the name for a month and pointed out that most people change their cat’s name when they adopt.
But she said that changing an animal’s name was cruel and anyway, her cat was absolutely a Tinkerbell. Then she persisted in speaking to the poor creature in that awful baby-talk people use when confronted with adorable animals. I thought she was pretty annoying. Apparently her husband thought so too because after a few more minutes of her cooing at poor Tinkerbell, the husband abruptly said, “I don’t want a pet named Tinkerbell. In fact, I don’t want a pet at all. I want a divorce.” And then he walked off.
We reassured Tinkerbell that she was not responsible for their divorce and adopted her out only a few hours later to a lovely couple who named her Daisy.
Cheating
Grandma sued her 2nd husband for a divorce because he got me a puppy for my 7th birthday (she felt the puppy outshined her present to me).
“I fell out of love with you after your dad died. I know you were grieving, but I had needs too!”
My ex wife everyone. Her excuse for cheating and immediately moving in with the other guy.
divorce for not buying the burgur from kfc instead of pizza hut