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There was a time I went to somewhere in Germany and when I was walking minding my own business a old women just walked up to me and kissed me on the lips. Didn’t effect me that much since I’ve been kissed before but not from older women like that.
I had a guy who I had been crushing on for a very long time but nothing ever happened between us , we would flirt a bit and hang out but never anything romantic. Finally one day the flirting got ramped up a bit and we kissed, when I say this manβs way of kissing was by pressing his lips as hard as he could into my face. It was 0/10 completely ruined months of crushing.
Made out with a smoker once. It was awful. I guess that’s what licking an ashtray tastes like.
I broke up with my college girlfriend. We ran into each other a few months later and just by habit greeted each other with a hug/kiss combo. There was no spark, it felt like kissing a mannequin
Can’t land on just one but it always involved morning breath
Went on a date with a guy, things went pretty well, so when he went in for a kiss I was like “why not”. He immediately started dishwasher kissing, very roughly, like it actually kinda hurt. Tried to tell him what I do like, he got offended. To his surprise, there was no second date. Also, he was a smoker.
I hooked up with a girl once and when we started making out she would suck on my bottom lip really hard after every kiss and, as if it was common and normal, said “yeah I’m a sucker”. Worst kisser ever. Didn’t see her again.
My first kiss when I was 12. I wasnβt expecting it at all and she just went for it. Her breath was bad and it was slimey and gross. I really wasnβt attracted to her at all
Oddly the worst kiss was from one of the hottest women I dated. It was bad, real bad like slobbering on face, gave me chapped lips after a few days.
A girl that thought kissing was to try and get her tongue as far down my esophagus as she could immediately after lips touching.
Outside at a party, 18. My mate decided to throw a huntsman spider at us.
My high school girlfriend vacuumed my tongue so hard it tore the piece of skin that connects it to the bottom of my mouth a little bit.
I was playing with my boss’ dog in the office and in a freak moment of terrible timing, I was closing my mouth from having laughed, and she licked at me and her tongue went in my mouth
She dragged it out and I felt every bump and contour in my mouth whilst it exited.
It keeps me awake years later.
My first kiss. Lol he told me I was a good kisser and I didn’t know how to respond because his was so slobbery π thank you?
Went home with a girl I met at a club, we got kebabs on the way and bossman did not go easy on the garlic sauce. Got to her room and made out for maybe twenty seconds before both saying “yeah, we can’t do this” and played some MarioKart on her Wii instead lol. We still ended up together for the whole of that summer, so for a worst kiss it turned out pretty well.
My high school crush. I waited like 4 years finally made out with her and she was a HORRIBLE kisser.
She kept biting my tongue. Not like a toothy kisser. No she kept BITING my tongue. When I finally was like βwtf?! Why are you biting meβ her response was βbecause itβs sexy, and you know you like itβ
I was the bad kiss. First make out, no idea what was going on. Braces. Went in a little too hard, braces cut her lip. Was just bad all around. Then asked if it was good. Great memories that definitely don’t haunt my dreams.
My first girlfriend thought that kissing passionately just meant pushing her face more forcefully forward into mine without any actual mouth movement
After several months of very sore neck I dumped her
In college, my girlfriend (now wife) had some friends that we hung around a lot. One night we had been drinking with one of those friends and were walking back to the dorms. They were play fighting all the way back and made a stop to wrestle in the sand of a volleyball court outside the dorms. Eventually we made our way back inside. Her friend made a comment about how she was going to steal my girlfriend from me. My girlfriend played along with a big hug. That turned into a kiss. They laughed it off and then there was kind of a pause. My girlfriend came to me and kissed me.
Then her friend came in for a kiss. Except she was a bit too aggressive with it for some reason and clashed her front teeth against mine. I was trying to hold back pain because of the circumstances, but everything abruptly stopped because she realized she had chipped her tooth against mine. My girlfriend couldnβt stop laughing and her friend was half laughing and half crying.
TL;DR: Girlfriendβs friend initiated a possible threesome but it ended when she chipped her tooth on mine while being too aggressive on a kiss.
Back in 1986 was I was a young and pretty good looking office guy. They had a birthday thing for me, and I was all “Oh shucks” and this older cougar type lip locked me out of nowhere. It was kind of gross and embarrassing.
Being woke up with a tongue in your mouth stinking of alcohol at 2am just because theyβd been out drinking with friends after work and felt horny. Worst Boy Scouts summer camp ever.
I was at a sweet sixteen, and flirting with a really cute girl I’d been talking to for weeks. For some reason, a friend of hers got in her head that it was actually with her that I was flirting. She wasn’t attractive, class nerd all the way, but she was friends with this other girl. They talked, and the first girl actually ASKED me to make out with her, because everyone always made fun of her in class that she hadn’t ever kissed and all that.
Well, so I did, very reluctantly. It was bad. Like, she probably hadn’t kissed anyone before and there were a lot of repressed urges, so it’s understandable, but I had kissed other ‘virgin’ mouths before, and her last place was undisputed. Such voracity, little tecnique. At least after a while she picked up on some tells and improved a little after calming down.
I got together with the intended girl a week later, at least. Was worth the hassle. Never really understood how some girls operate that way, no jealousy at all, sharing is caring.
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I have 2 really bad ones. First was the college track team lesbian that tried to get with every girl on the team. She tried it with me but man, that was the sloppiest, teethiest kiss iβve ever had. Another time a guy gave me a stubble burn on my chin that would not go away. He also pulled away several times to hit his vape
I don’t think I’ve ever had a bad kiss, which probably means I’ve caused them instead
One time I kissed a woman and the only way I can describe it was it was like kissing safety scissors, 80% teeth and 20% sharp darting tongue.
I asked a man in a pub outside smoking area if I could borrow a rizla, he gave me one and I said thank you so muchβ¦as soon as I turned my head he grabbed my chin and stuck his tongue deep into my mouth and circled with tongue. Made me feel ILL, I gave him the rizla back and went home.
He asked me for a filter earlier that night!! Absolute weirdo, I though heβs nice Iβll ask him
The kiss that made me fall hopelessly in love with my abusive ex. I didn’t know what love bombing was at that time. I wish I had
Some girl called Paula about 16 years ago. Once our lips touched she didn’t move them she just started doing gulping/swallowing (only way I can describe it) motions. Weirdest few seconds of my life.
Two different girls had this strategy of flicking their tongue in and out of my mouth. That’s not a pretty metaphor, it was like she was a snake and was curiously smelling my mouth.
One would keep her mouth kinda puckered while doing that. As if she was going for a peck and just anteatering it from there. That one complained my kisses were wet and sloppy and I was trying to get my tongue down her throat. If your baseline is whatever the hell hers was, I can see why she would think that. That was a miserable and toxic relationship, even if it never got 100% off the ground…
That would be my first kiss, when I was a freshman in college. I went out on my first date but I was trying to play it cool, like none of it was new to me.
Amazingly enough I turned out to be a natural. There was witty banter, no awkward pauses, even a little flirting. Everything was going swimmingly…then he leaned in to kiss me and I kind of…jumped back. **I don’t know why**. But even that I managed to salvage. I laughed it off and said “you startled me, let’s try that again.”
So he cupped my face, leaned in and kissed me.
It was relatively brief, and I thought it was perfect…**then he asked if it was my first kiss**.
I was like “haha, what?! why would you say that?!”
**He looked down and I had my hands wrapped around his wrists**.
Which…granted, was rather awkward…but I didn’t know what to do with them.
I was mortified. He was amused (TOO AMUSED) and to this day he still teases me about it whenever he’s feeling particularly smug or douchey.
It was the very first time I drank alcohol, first high school football game, too. I met this boy and feeling the liquid courage, went in for a kiss- my very first kiss ever. Unfortunately, when I pulled back from the kiss, I realized that the massive pimple that had been pulsating near his lip had popped during our kiss and was now smeared on both his lips and mine.
I also got my first period that night at the football game and was convinced that and the smeared pimple was Godβs punishment for drinking lmao
Was going to have a casual sorta thing with a girl but when we first made out.. we just did not have the same rhythm. I haven’t ever had such an awkard kiss. We were on completely different pages for the positioning, timing, length of kiss, just everything
We never ended up going through with the casual thing and that’s a rare occasion im glad about it
There are those that for whatever reason have immobile pursed lips and tongues that cannot function as one desires.
I was with an 18 year old (I was 21) and we went on a date to the aquarium. Now Iβm not sexual by any means (or really even into kissing) but he immediately went to making out in front of kids, clearly learned kissing from porn. He was licking all over me and touching me and I was just so not into it. I want to watch the fish! Not your face!
At a New Yearβs party of my previous job my boss tried to kiss me and I dodged it. Instead he kissed my hand.
Iβm a straight guy and he had married a woman a few months before that party. It was very strange.
His pimple popped in my mouth. π€’π€’
He had one right on his upper lip line. Nothing against people who struggle with acne, but it had a lasting taste and impact on my appetite.
She rapidly thrust her tongue in and out of my mouth like a wet sponge attached to a sewing machine. Very off-putting