🕰️ Wondering what to say if a person from the Middle Ages appeared today? #TimeTravel #MiddleAges #ConversationStarter
What would you say to a time-traveler from the Middle Ages?
Engage your curiosity
– Imagine the amazement of someone from the Middle Ages seeing our modern world
– Consider the advancements in technology, culture, and society since then
– Think about how you could explain our world to them in a simple, engaging way
The importance of a first impression
– Greet them warmly and make them feel welcome
– Ask about their journey and what they have observed in our time
– Share a brief overview of the significant changes that have occurred over the centuries
Elevate the conversation
– Discuss the shared values and beliefs between their time and ours
– Explore how they would adapt to our way of life or what they think about our advancements
– Encourage them to ask questions and engage in a meaningful dialogue
Reflect on the possibilities
– Ponder how their perspective could enrich our understanding of history
– Consider the impact of time-travel on their worldview and experiences
– Explore the potential for mutual learning and growth through this encounter
Let’s spark a fascinating conversation with a time-traveler from the Middle Ages and see where it leads! #History #TimeTraveler #EngagingConversation
“owight m8” but I’m british so thats what i say to everyone lol
We have magic machines at home that shows moving images but we also have access to unlimited medieval porn.
S’up B!? Yo, that drip is fire fr! If u got the rizz to match u gon be drowning in it no cap!
And then I’d kill myself.
we have time travel before gta vi
Get your vaccines mate people are now immune to ____ disease that you were prone to at your time
The shower’s over there.
“I have no idea what you’re saying.”
Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?
Can you take me back?
Good morrow h’w art thee?
“Let’s go to McDonalds.”
That would be so interesting to see that person get food instantly. There is so much technology and advancement in one place, plus consumerism and materialism, that’d I just love to sit back and watch this person go through the experience.
Aw you’re too late buddy, you missed the second coming. And, you aren’t gonna *believe* this, we crucified him *again*.
Welcome to the world of tomorrooooooow!
Id take em to Medieval
Times
Tell me about your life
‘I will show you a device that contains most of the knowledge we have today’ and then pull out my phone and show them some stuff they might recognise.
Hey buddy, I do not know if you understand me but we have got to get you to a hospital.
The microbes in the air have advanced a few hundred thousand generations from back in your day and you will die soon unless we can get a whole lot of antibodies into you stat!.
This entire comment section knows as much about medieval times as a 6 year old after watching Monty Python knights of the coconut and taking it as a documentary
I’d show them a Howitzer and say “a dozen of these would reduce your kingdom to rubble”
Afterwards I’d introduce them to Ice cream
Grab two masks and take them to get vaccines ASAP.
Hey, how’s it going?
Then not understand a fucking thing they said back.
Wash your hands!!!
“Let’s go get you dewormed”
Did you guys ever figure out the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Welcome to the WORRRRLD OF TOMORROW
Yea, they’re still fighting over Isreal.
It would be difficult for them to understand what you’re saying because of the Great Vowel Shift which was a series of changes in the pronunciation of the English language that took place primarily between 1400 and 1700
“You will soon die because you have no immunity to last 500 years microbes and bacteria”
Eat this flaming hot Cheeto
He definitely going to need to see a doctor his body ain’t ready for new diseases yet
I’ve been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty.
Wanna see all my spices?