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Peed into a full dryer of clothes then turned on the dryer for 90 min.
John Perkins you were and probably are still a dick.
Had sex. On a side note also had a buddy do it in my house weirdest part was he didn’t even take the time to take her to another room. Not even 5 feet from me, here these two are “shhh”
I ate out their daughter in their living room. Got caught too.
Ah, memories…
I masturbated in my aunts closet when I was like 12 cause I was horny and that was the only place I could have some privacy
Anal in the garage next to the freezer. Partway through we had ice pops.
I unloaded a massive amount of jizz onto my friend’s couch as a teenager once.
A night of tequila at a friends parent’s house turned into a naked pool party. At some point late into the night I felt stomach sick but I was too drunk to look for my clothes so I ended up going to her mom’s rose garden on the side of the house and dropped a major deuce. Luckily my friend found my clothes and brought them to me and we left.
I felt so bad I called her the next day and gave her a heads up and apologized. She laughed but I always wondered if her mom ever found it
Had sex with his wife. Before you get the posse together, they were supposed to be in an open relationship, but when he realized she could get some whenever she wanted and he couldn’t get any at all things suddenly changed.
I have broken the PC of my sister’s husband, he lost his marriage photo for good.
Pissing in the sink dosen’t seem that bad after reading the comments
Broke the toilet flush of the only toilet in a house on a Saturday, couldn’t use the toilet until the plumber came on Monday (plumbers weren’t working during the weekend)
Back when I was 18, a female friend of mine was house sitting for someone. She invited me over one day to hangout with her while she did so. While there, she pulled out a condom and made a comment about having sex. I was openly gay at the time and at first said no, but when she offered again, I finally decided to just give it a try.
I did however feel weird afterwards realizing we just had sex in someone else’s house.
Puked in the ventilation system of a friends dads house.
Legends say you can still smell it 7 years later
The week after one year in college, we went to a friend’s house in Miami to party. Upon returning from a night out, the friend’s mom’s friend was still there hanging out and went in the hot tub with a bunch of us. Ended up raw dogging her on the couch after the hot tub when my other friend went to the bathroom. He walked out on us, took one look and went straight to bed. He is still a good friend to this day
Cleaned. They got offended.
Wiped my ass with my wife’s affair partner’s tooth brush.
We are now divorced and I did confirm that he used it since.
Absolutely *hated* an ex’s mom because of how mean she was to me from the day she first met me. Just the fact that I was dating her daughter made her dislike me. She mentally tortured me during the course of us dating. Spread lies about me to people she knew all over town, all sorts of stuff. Even her husband hated her and they had separate living rooms and bedrooms because they couldn’t stand being around each other but were too pussy to get divorced. After she pissed me off again one night and stormed to her room for bed, I went into her “living room,” where only she ever went, and took her TV remote and shoved it between the crack of my ass. As far in there as possible. I even sat down and wiggled around on it, making sure as much of me touched it as possible. Then I pulled it back out and set it on her little side table for her to grab the next morning when she’d wake up and watch TV by herself in misery all day.
I peed in my friends fridge when I was blackout drunk :(.. and of course on the food we just bought that day.
Definitely masturbate lol
Banged my ex in my grandmas bed, on christmas morning.
High School girlfriend and I getting frisky in her parents’ room. Her dad was a former college football lineman, big guy. Her mom was a psycho. Luckily they both were supposed to be out for a while. While we’re doing it the preferred way of our K-9 companions, I looked out the window and see the dad’s car, not sure how long he was there. I rush to the attic, where they never went. He came up and found me. If he ever found me on his bed doing what I was to his daughter, I’m not sure I’d be here today.
The attic was on the fourth story and he simply said “Get the fuck out…” and as I walked down three stories of spiral staircase I thought I was gonna pass out.
He had to have heard us. Was tough seeing him after that.
Wifey and I had sex on the kitchen island at my parents’ house. Every time we went over after that we just looked at each other and smiled.
Was at a party at this girl’s house that i had no idea who she was, like 60 people in there. I had to poop really bad, and when i was pooping everyone went out and they locked me in the house. I wiped my ass with a towel because there was no toilet paper and no bidet (i’m from italy but that one bathroom was a service bathroom with no bidet) and had to get out of her house through the window. Luckily enough she was at first floor and i managed to get off the balcony by just hanging off of it and letting go. When my friends saw me they asked me where tf i had been and i just said i got locked inside but skipped the poopy towel part.
Slept with his mom.
Did coke off some big ass titties then smashed a window with a baseball bat
I had these boots years ago. I really liked them minus the heel. So I took it off and tried to hammer the nails underneath the best I could. Went to a gf’s relatives house. They had wood flooring. I proceeded to make hundreds of small holes all around their house with my boots. I luckily noticed before anyone else and took them off. Soon after the home owner noticed and it was this big whole thing. I played dumb and got away with it
High school party at a house in a different school district. Group of us showed up and immediately were confronted by a bunch of guys that wanted to fight us because we didn’t go to their school. We told them we were leaving and walked upstairs out of the basement. On our way out we grabbed all of the frozen meat from the freezer, in wrapped it and went to each floor register. Took the cover off and threw frozen steaks, burgers etc, as far down the vent so no one could see it. Went to the thermostat and cranked the heat.
Before everyone attacks me for this, we were dumb 16 year old kids. I regret it.
Their daughter
My dad passed away fifteen years ago. At the time, my parents were living in a lake front community where some of the people owned homes, but were never there because it wasn’t their main residence. When my Dad died, the owners of the house next door told my mom that people traveling for the wake could stay at his house if need be because they weren’t going to be there. They were old friends of my parents. The house they offered had a really nice movie room. My girlfriend at the time came with me to my father’s wake and when I told her about the fancy movie room, she wanted to see it. Long story short, she blew me in that movie room.
I was like 8 years old, ate too much pizza and shit the bed. Then snuck to the bathroom to assess the damage, realized how bad it was and threw up all over the bathroom/myself while sitting on the toilet. It was horrible.
Edit: More details. It was at a neighborhood friends house, like 2 houses down the street. I remember throwing my underwear away in the bathroom trash. I used probably 2-3 rolls of toilet paper to mop up the bathroom and clean myself as quietly as possible before going back to bed. I’m sure I smelled awful, and the bathroom was probably revolting as well. Being a little kid, I was super embarrassed and afraid of getting in trouble.
In college, was candy-flipping and took a shower at random house party…no idea who the owners were. They were chill about it…
Sex on her parents’ bed, because they were terrible.
Fucked their daughter in their bed. Back when I was a young hooligan.
I have two. The first one which is gross. It was some holiday weekend, I believe it was probably Memorial Day. I got invited to my best friends aunts house for a party. As the night went on I progressively got more and more shit faced until eventually his uncle broke out a couple joints. Now at the time I knew better than to get crossfaded as it had literally never worked in my favor before. But of course, in my drunken invincibility mindset I decided to partake and then about 45 minutes later proceeded to vomit in their sink for what felt like the rest of the night. The second one is when I was single I matched with a girl on tinder. Did the whole talking and flirting thing and met up. We went back to her house that night and we got busy for quite a long time. It was only about 15 minutes after we had finished our business that she informed me her husband who is in the navy would be home any minute and I should bolt. So I did. Still pulling up my pants running out the front door.
My ex giving me head in the kitchen while their parents watching TV around the corner
Did anal with my ex in her parents bed
I fingered myself on my friend’s couch once without anyone knowing.
A friend of mine, when he first met his then girlfriend’s parents at their home, asked to use the bathroom. Massive dump. No toilet paper. He decided to clean his ass in the sink. He lost his balance, broke the sink and fainted. The parents open the door to find a fainted man with a dirty ass and a broken sink.
Went home with a guy, I’m not particularly quiet during sex if I don’t have to be, and I assumed he lived alone. Well, apparently, he shared a wall with his senile great grandmother who awoke during our ruckus and came storming into his room yelling for help because she was confused and terrified of the sounds. He had to walk her back to bed, and I had to help him lock all the doors in the house so she wouldn’t run away..
Around 15 or 16 years old. Screwed a chick in my friends parent’s bed. They were away overnight. Didn’t realize she was starting her time of the month. Monday at school I got an earful from my pal. I apologized profusely to my buddies folks but things were never quite the same with them.
Edit: since no one is ever gonna see this buried comment…sorry again Greg.
While house sitting in my late teens I was a bit curious as to how “upper class” people keep their houses so clean. After sitting for this particular family multiple times, one night I literally looked through everything (excluding clothing storage). They weren’t electronically savvy, and I use some detection methods to locate potential hidden cameras out of pure paranoia in any new environment I will be sleeping in. No drawer in the house went unopened, no cabinet unchecked. I didn’t take anything, or move anything either, but in a way just wanted to see how the facade was held up. Turns out, they simply didn’t have a lot of things. Could be in storage, though there were no knick-knacks, nothing seemingly saved for future use, no “saved from last time”, no seasonal decorations, no unnecessary items at all. Only things inside the house were things that brought value to life such as nice kitchen/bathroom appliances/fixtures and some high quality furniture (framed pictures of family, pets ofc). I learned a lot subconsciously regarding how I was raised, how to evaluate what is important materialistically, and how I want to keep my future living space. I also found the Dad’s flower stash and when I say it was the most exquisite cannabis I have ever seen, or smelled to date would be a perceived fact. I couldn’t control myself and took less than .1g. I still remember how amazing it was.
I reflect back on the experience with immense shame. I’m not sure if they ever found out, though I’m confident they did. I will use the resentment I feel as a sign I did something I should never do again. I feel stupid thinking back about it, and embarrassed I made the choices I did. It’s not something worth mentally lashing myself over, more of something that pops out of the wood work to check my self confidence when I get too comfortable.
Snuck into their house to drink their rum, eat their food, and fuck their daughter on their nice new couch. I was in my mid-20’s too.
About ten years ago me and my wife were really good acquaintances with the dean of our university. The dean hired my wife to watch his house for a week while he visited family in another country.
Ended up drunk and doing it everywhere around the house multiple times throughout the week while their cat judged from the corner of the room.
When I was a kid, like 6th grade-ish, I had to take a massive dump really bad. But me and my friends were hanging at this kid’s house playing video games. 8-bit NES era.
So I asked if I could use the bathroom. Kid says, “Sure, but don’t take a shit!”
Of course, I took a shit.
However, the toilet backed up.
I couldn’t find the plunger. I panicked and took the toothbrush holder cup (sans toothbrushes) and scooped some of the water out of the bowl into the sink. Careful not to touch the poop toilet paper floating at the top.
It wasn’t working. I scooped the poop paper into the cup and poured/emptied it into the tank. I thought at some point it was going to go down and be fine. At least, there wouldn’t be floating poop paper; thereby alerting everyone to my shitting.
I returned to the gaming session. I said nothing. Though I knew I needed to get everyone away from the house. So, I started pushing for us to go to the 7-11. I would then use that opportunity to pull the whole, “Oh no, someone must have taken a shit while we were out!”
It worked. We went to 7-11. in the course of doing so kinda forgot about going back to that one kid’s house. We were just hanging around town, night fell, and we all went back to our respective houses.
No one ever found out I took a huge shit, backed up the toilet, used the toothbrush holder to scoop poop water & poop paper into the tank.
This was around 1986 or so.
When I was … 18 and a freshman in college, I had sex on my best friend’s little sister’s bed. At the time, I was both a very horny teenager and really struggled to assert boundaries with everyone, especially a “no” with the boys I was dating. My BFFs mom called me out on it and I was so embarrassed I’ve never seen or talked to her since. That was more than 10 years ago.
Apartment, shared laundry, 4 other people. One night I put my laundry in the dryer and someone (female), took my laundry out of the dryer once i had paid and started it and when I went back to check, I found all my laundry on the floor, soaked. So i did the only logical thing I could think of, went back to my apartment, grabbed a bowl full of cat shit and 2 dollars and put it into the dryer. I restarted her load for her cause it wasn’t quite dry. Drying my laundry cost me 6 dollars that night, but it gave me a great story for life.
Got blazing drunk on Guinness and Port in a local bar till around 3 a.m. Messaged an old high school flame that I saw was still online. Walked about eight miles to her house, she messaged when I was about 30 mins away to say she’d left the front door unlocked and to come upstairs when I got there. About 500 yards from her house, I got the urge for a Guinness shit. Walked straight into her house, straight into the downstairs toilet, and in my drunken struggle to get my pants down whilst staggering around in the dark… painted a lot of her bathroom Guinness poop black, smashed the mirror and cabinet with my head and passed out on the floor.
Got woken up by an officer of the law after the commotion woke her up in a panic, and she phoned the police because she forgot she’d invited her idiot drunken friend round.
Her bedroom and their family living room is right next to each other. Her dad is always on the living room watching TV.
I would nail their daughter a bunch of times then pretend that we were taking a nap whenever we hear footsteps.
We thought that we were sneaky back then, but looking back now and the fact that her bed makes a noise whenever it hits the wall, I get why her father was always furious with me and doesn’t want me around.
Imagine trying to watch tv peacefully while your daughter is getting nailed judging by the sound of the bed hitting the wall right next to you.
I was like 10 nobody told me not to use the upstairs toilet at my friends grandmas we all hungout at, i took a massive dookie and flushed. Once it started going all onto the floor i pretty much knew my life was over
Once I was at a house party where the guy who threw the party was trying to fight the friend I had showed up with because he stuck up for the dudes girlfriend in what was clearly a domestic violence situation. We also had brought a Wii U to the party so that everyone could play super smash brothers and the dude was trying to keep it/break it. I ended up leaving an upper decker (pooped in the top part of the toilet) in the main bathroom and we stole a full size turkey from his fridge. We cooked that turkey and ate like kings for the following week.