#OnTheRun #HideAndSeek #CaughtRedHanded
Well, first of all, let’s just say I hope none of us ever find ourselves in a situation where we end up on a most wanted list! But hey, if it happens, I guess it’s good to be prepared, right? So, where would I hide if I were being searched for until I’m caught?
First things first, I’d want to find a place that’s not too obvious but also not too remote. I’d need to be able to blend in with my surroundings and have access to essentials like food, water, and shelter.
One option could be to find a small town or rural area where I could lay low for a while. Maybe rent a room or a small cabin, something inconspicuous that wouldn’t draw attention. Of course, I’d have to be careful not to draw attention to myself while I’m there. I’d have to think about things like changing my appearance, using a different name, and keeping a low profile.
Another option might be to find a place in a big city where I could disappear into the crowd. 🌆 I could blend in with the hustle and bustle and have access to more resources. There would be a lot of places to hide in a city, from abandoned buildings to tunnels and sewers. But the trick would be avoiding surveillance and law enforcement. 🕵️♂️
If I wanted to get really creative, I could even try hiding in plain sight. For example, I could take on a completely different persona and start a new life somewhere else. I could get a new job, make new friends, and never let on that I was a fugitive. It would be risky, for sure, but it could be a way to throw off anyone who might be looking for me.
Of course, all of these options come with their own set of challenges and risks. Hiding out is no easy feat, especially if you’re being actively searched for. You’d have to be vigilant and always on your guard. You’d have to stay one step ahead of the authorities and anyone else who might be looking for you. It would be mentally and emotionally exhausting, to say the least.
One thing that would be crucial no matter where I hide is having a plan for the long term. I’d have to think about how I would sustain myself financially, how I would stay connected to the outside world, and what I would do if the heat really started to close in on me. 📝
Ultimately, the best hiding spot would depend on the circumstances. It’s hard to say for sure where I would hide without knowing the exact situation. But I’d like to think that I’d be resourceful and creative, and do whatever it takes to stay out of sight until I can sort things out.
At the end of the day, though, I hope none of us ever have to put these ideas into practice. 🙏 Let’s all try to stay on the right side of the law, shall we?
Nice try FBI
[Cuba](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assata_Shakur)
I’m not getting arrested for aiding and abetting a most wanted criminal
North of PA Saskatchewan
Fly to Southeast Asia, then travel overland to other countries
At my grandma’s house, they’ll find me there! And I will live with my grandma! what else do you need?
How long do I have to hide? If I get a good amount of time I’m going to one of the many small islands of Alaska. So many little towns that don’t have internet
I have done this, ran for over 6 months from a felony warrant. You can pretty much find a house that’s not connect d to you thru and paper work and just STAY INSIDE. And you’ll be good. Mistake I made was driving my car that was licensed to me. Lmao fun times.
I’m not on a wanted list but I do have 2 warrants out for my arrest. I’m in Hawaii
The white house. They’ll never find me there
FBI regional field office. Just start my new life as an unpaid custodian.
Anywhere that doesn’t have an extradition agreement with entity looking to arrest me
Hide in plain sight.
“Old school” nose goggles with a mustache.🥸
In a “where’s Waldo” book
Homeless encampment seems like a possibility. There are so many
The Beyond part of Bed Bath and Beyond (we are pretending the storefronts still exist)
Oooooh no, I’m not falling for that trick again.
Florida Everglades
Bruh… if I was on the most wanted list I wouldn’t even escape for long, much less have time to hide
In wealthy people’s taxes bc apparently nobody audits those
In a porta potty in the middle of a golf course
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Inside an IKEA.
A guy I know had some warrants in one state, so he moved a few states away and lived life normally. It was for some drug trafficking charges IIRC, and he was picked up by the police every year or so, and they would contact the state where he had the warrants. For over a decade, they said they had no interest in extraditing him to prosecute him for his crimes.
So, I guess it depends on the severity of the crime and the distance you are from where you committed said crime.
The second tenant of the Assassin’s Creed says to hide in plain sight.
I’d just drain a bunch of money into getting a dramatic makeover (hair cut, dyed, and permed, eyebrow reshaping and dying, tattoos, color contacts, and probably some surgeries too), then fake my death and move to another country and try to survive as an illegal immigrant.
There is no escape in Ba Sing Se. Here you are safe.
Going off the grid. Taking guns, my bug out bag, leaving behind my cellphone and going out into the woods.
mostly just hang out at the library as cops can’t read.
There’s a place in the Blue Mountains (NSW Australia) called the Kaloonga Labyrinth, multiple valleys in a line that all look the same. I got temporarily misplaced in there once and knew if I didn’t get myself out no one would find me. I wouldn’t hide there because that place scared the shit out of me.
Deep in the mountains. Plenty of old mines around, and caves.
Mmm, I’d convince Mr. Beast to bury me underground for a challenge.
Honestly I’d just go to the police station and camp out as homeless asking for spare change.
I’m fucking positive they’d never look directly at me
At worst tell me to move on
It might just be the tiredness speaking. But I’d just let myself get caught.
It would be a pain in the arse. As I would need to camp out somewhere or illegally sublet at some shitty place for lots of money. Because in my country you don’t get to rent or sublet an apartment without registering yourself at your new place of living.
Winter is starting right now so camping it out would harsh. I also don’t have much funds so I’d still need to find work.
I could technically go to a country like Greece or something. Low chance of controls due to Shengen but I don’t speak the language.
Prison is quite chill in my country. I rather take that than all the stress of being on the run.
Under an inconspicuously large cardboard box with a giant question mark spray painted on the side.
I recently sat on a grand jury in my county. I learned an awful lot about how law enforcement tracks people down, and pretty much learned that if you exist in today’s society, there is no hiding.
The last place they would look
I’d just shave my beard. No one has seen me without a beard for 36 years, so I would be unrecognizable.
Saw a thread about what crime you want to do then this. FBI is probably slow today
In op’s room. No one’s ever been in there before
The forest. This country is like 80% forest good fucking luck finding one person.
“asking for a friend”
Under “Terms and Conditions”. No one ever looks there.
I’ve done this but not to the degree of “canadas most wanted”. I had a warrant out for my arrest and rcmp was actively searching for me. I made it quite a while until I got comfortable and started getting back into my old ways before getting caught. I’m not gonna get into what I did that time, but I’ll answer the question, what would I do if it happened again?
I’d destroy my cell phone, ditch my bank card I’ve been using, stop using any social media (Facebook, IG, Snapchat), stop using my email address. Anything linked to me – all of it, done. Tell my absolute closest loved ones that I’m leaving for a while and not to worry. I would tell them that I’m going to “abc” to live there for a while, and that I can’t talk to them for a while. But I wouldn’t go to “abc”, I’d go to “xyz”. Because if they happen to get questioned by police, SOMEONE, would crack to them, and they would tell them I’m gone to “abc” and that would throw police off route from where I’m really going.
I would go to a city thats densely populated with lots of people and lots of movement. I’d completely change my appearance, grow my beard or shave it, wear my glasses or remove them and get contacts. Cut my hair if it’s long or grow it if it’s short. Wear different clothes than what I normally wear. I would withdraw my investments (Ethereum) and live off that for a few months. Living a low key quiet life, until the heat dies down. I’d work on getting a new identity and eventually move out of the country and start a new life and indulge in a new criminal career and life in the shadows.
Pretty fuckin depressing eh? That’s the reality of being on the run. Wanna know what I would actually do? Turn myself in and do my time so I can keep the freedom of my mind at least.
I’d go buy a filter for a new dust filter for my Hoover MaxExtract PressurePro model 60