#DesertedIslandGames #ArchEnemy #GameSelection
Hey there! 😄 So you’ve decided to send your arch enemy to live on a deserted island, but you’re feeling generous enough to provide them with three games to keep them entertained. Let’s dive into some game choices and reasons why they might be perfect for your rival.
## Classic Board Game: Monopoly
### Why Monopoly?
– Keeps the mind engaged ✨
– Strategic gameplay 🎲
– Time-consuming (perfect for a deserted island)
Monopoly is a classic board game that requires strategy and critical thinking. It can keep your arch enemy busy for hours, planning their next move and trying to bankrupt their opponents. Plus, it’s a great way to challenge their intellectual skills while passing the time on the deserted island.
## Open-World Adventure: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
### Why Breath of the Wild?
– Immersive gameplay 🌿
– Stunning visuals 🌄
– Endless exploration 🗺️
This game provides a vast open world for your arch enemy to explore, filled with puzzles, challenges, and breathtaking scenery. It offers a sense of adventure and freedom that can transport them away from the loneliness of the deserted island. With its captivating storyline and endless possibilities, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild is sure to keep them entertained for hours on end.
## Multiplayer Shooter: Fortnite
### Why Fortnite?
– Social interaction 🎮
– Competitive gameplay 🏆
– Keeps them connected to the outside world 🌍
Fortnite is a popular multiplayer game that allows your arch enemy to engage in battles with players from around the world. It provides a sense of connection and competition that they might be missing on the deserted island. Plus, the constant updates and new challenges will keep them on their toes and fully immersed in the game.
So there you have it! Three games to keep your arch enemy entertained on their deserted island adventure. Hopefully, these choices will help them pass the time and maybe even make them forget about seeking revenge against you. 😉 Happy gaming!
Remember, it’s all in good fun! #GamingOnTheIsland 🏝️ #EngagingArchEnemy
The day before , Gollum , Smuta
desert bus, a classic
super metroid, no d-pad. have fun wrestling with the god awful controls
Zelda 2
1000pc puzzle with no border pieces, some pieces missing, and no picture of said puzzle
A deck of cards for solitaire, with some cards missing
Chess
Superman 64, E.T. Atari game, and the Gollum game so they have something new to play.
Sex with hitler, sex with stalin, garry’s mod
I’ll send them there with:
* Prince of Persia, where the main character is locked inside a dungeon but escapes, beats his enemies and wins the day;
* Unreal, where the main character is locked inside a prison transport ship but escapes, beats his enemies and wins the day;
* and GTA3, where the main character is locked inside a prison transport car but escapes, beats his enemies and wins the day.
These aren’t dreadful games, but they reflect the kind of victory and freedom my nemesis will never find again. Torment upon torment upon my deepest adversary!
ohhh Rome Total War 2 dvd release pre day one patch. On windows 7 it had a bug where it wouldnt save no matter what. Being famously short you had to finish it in one sitting.
Hitman: Contracts day one would only ‘run’ in 640×480.
An N64 with a 60 inch OLED but without an HDMI upscaler so you can hear the sound but cannot see the picture after the splash screen.
Clue, Monopoly, Life
Board Games.
Play that you bastard!
Those games are almost completely useless alone. He makes multiple personalities through psychosis later. Competition makes the personalities war with each other. They all know each other’s thoughts and plans. They have to battle it out for supremacy. Next thing you know, the enemy is curled in a ball with a coconut hat and grass skirt mumbling on about how he slaughtered his only friends, but wait! They aren’t truly dead. They come back into his psyche. Now more powerful than ever. Attacking. He runs, but it is futile. Dives into the ocean and begins to swim. A sea snake envenoms him, and a shark smells the blood. He lasts maybe ten minutes as he now fights his own mind, venom, and a shark.
Haha fuck that guy. Board Games for the win.
That mo-fo would get Chess, Checkers, and Go.
He can learn to play with himself, again.
I’ll send him Skyrim, God of War, and one of the Pokémon games. Now, I know what you’re thinking, you’re wondering why I’m sending him with some of my favourite games. The twist? I’m not sending him with a console. He can sit there staring at two discs and a Switch cartridge, with nothing to run them on.
Daikatana: I hope he gets a game breaking bug (can’t leave without my buddy superfly)
Myth: No walkthrough the man needs to be frustrated
Destiny ( no internet connection)
All patched 1.0 so in their rawest states.
I want them to have 2 person coop games, just to remind them of how alone they are. I would even have them set in this exact order as a dark joke at their expense.
It takes two
Struggling
A way out
3x Ubisoft live service games so he can’t play shit.
Omnikron The Nomad Soul, Eryi’s Action, Deadly Premonition 2 in its unpatched launch state
Cooking Simulator, The Forest, Cooking Mama.
So they can remember what food they’re missing while they eat bugs, and also get helpful recipes for the rare fish they catch. The Forest to remind them it could be worse is cannibals were in the island, and helpful tips to keep them alive long enough to finish the other two games.
Single player games that still need an internet connection to work.
Gollum, and two MMOs with no internet, because being my arch enemy i’d want to fuck with him as much as possible.
Do I really hate him?
Well then the games are not important.
But he gets to play them on Windows XP pre service pack.
Enjoy the crashes for no reason and sudden compatibility errors you miserable piece of shit.
Superman 64, Gollum and latest King Kong game
The Burger King trilogy from the Xbox 360
3 of their favorite games, but no way of playing them.
The Crew, Warhammer Online, Asherons Call.
😈
Metal Gear Solid 2. A fantastic story with good replay value and a great lesson about identity and empowerment.
Super Mario World, SNES version. Superb 2D platforming with massive replay value and fun.
Skyrim. A classic RPG with tons of replay value and potential to make your own fun.
I would hope my arch nemesis would have an enjoyable time and learn compassion.
EA NHL (locked to GM mode) – it’s so buggy and broken it will drive my enemies slowly mad.
Farm simulator – a slow boring game growing digital food while you slowly starve? Poetic.
Fruit ninja – I’m hoping that with the sandy desert environment and constant fast swiping that they scuff up their phone screen really quickly, further ruining their life.
Three 1990s shareware demos without the unlock keys…
SOCOM for PS3 (online only.)
Lion King for SNES.
And Anthem.
3 ubisoft games.
Party games but without the optional bots
Live service games are the easy first choice because they can’t be played offline. But it’s low-hanging fruit.
So I’d send them off with;
1. My Friend Peppa Pig [https://store.steampowered.com/app/1635590/My_Friend_Peppa_Pig/](https://store.steampowered.com/app/1635590/My_Friend_Peppa_Pig/)
2. Bob the Builder: Can we fix it? [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=th9xFTtLnr8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=th9xFTtLnr8)
3. Dora the Explorer: Lost City Adventure [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtERHjKzIQQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtERHjKzIQQ)
These games were all made for toddlers and would aid sending my archenemy down the path of insanity.
Satisfactory, Factorio, and Baldur’s Gate 3….with acess to mods. If they’re distracted well enough, they won’t ever try to escape.
Demon’s Souls
Dark Souls 1
Elden Ring
3 of the best games of all time and something I think every gamer should experience and overcome.
I think my least favourite person on the planet would do well to challenge themselves to do something actually difficult for once. Who knows, maybe they’d even experience some personal growth after being repeatedly humbled and learning some patience.
This is not meant to be a punishment, I am not a bitter person when it comes to the people in my life.
Elden Ring, Super Mario Odyssey, and Baldur’s Gate 3 because I love my friends and enemies.
chair fucking simulator, unpatched s.t.a.l.k.e.r. clear sky and among us with no internet
E.T. – Atari 2600
Superman – N64
Barbie: Explorer – PS1
Cos they all suck beeg deek
Stranded deep, raft, and subnautica. You know for some variety in the day to day.
3 copies of Desert Bus.