Are you tired of the dating game and just want to find someone to marry? Look no further! I’m now accepting applications for my future spouse. Just be real and alive, that’s all I ask for. #marryme #relationshipgoals #applicationsopen #dating #justbereal #spousesearch
Ready to Settle Down?
Are you tired of dating and ready to find your forever partner? Look no further!
Requirements:
- Must be real and alive
- Ready for a serious commitment
- Open to starting a new chapter in life
REAL
Sex
Srry I’m dead
I’m down if you’re down.
i do
Nuh uh
i’m an imaginary ghost, do I count?
My mom said it’s ok if ur mom says so
Requirement 3 and 4 should be:
Cute (optional) Cereal before Milk (required)
I’m real but I’ve never been alive :3 have a good day
im omw pooks , i dont feel real sometimes but I’m def alive.
Well for starters I’m definitely not real or alive I am a figment of everyone’s imagination
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I’m half unicorn
Real
Fr
your a little too old, bud
Fair enough honestly I’m the type of guy who dates to marry I don’t wanna date to date I want to ya know find someone grow old and have a life with em and live happily with them not this bs of dating to date
COuldn’t it also be gay bs?
i’d love to marry you but I don’t fit the criteria
I am deceased
I’m alive and real, also a dude
I say the opposite tbh, marriage is a scam.
I apply✋
Are you a guy?
What’s good 💯
How else are you supposed to know if you want to spend the rest of your life with said person you want to marry?
I’m not real
Damn…wait are you being serious or just venting about the bs of this!?
hold on let me ask my mom
I would marry but must over 18 with void ID and proof of wife skills lol
Stuff
lol . what a man looks for in girl – should be a girl , should be alive (optional )
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Hi there dear 🥵😍🤫🧏🏻♀️
I’m autistic
Ladies and gentlemen this is how divorces happen, we are now witnessing the creature called “ I bought my two 12yr old daughters fisher price toys for their birthday”.
Do you have glasses
Oh sorry bud, already got a gf thru emotional manipulation
Imagine us in 2 years then
I am **definitely** a real human. Where can met? Zorp.
Want me to send in my resume?
If I were to marry someone they need to be alternative and like Kuromi and My Melo + Kuromi x My Melo and they need to be my age and they need to be willing to not fuck but still give cuddles and kisses non seggsually. (I have very specific taste).
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I KNOW RIGHT my girl has social anxiety to like crippling levels so she doesnt like going “too fast” but we know we wanna never leave eachother so dating whats the point?? we date to sit and eat anddddd thats it ik you u know me so no point for any dating
I’m real, but walk as a ninja… Does this count?