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Maybe lots of tea or coffee? Ignore it
Water for tea or coffee?
It’s possible that they don’t really cook and only eat microwaved food…that is weird though
Now I’m getting nervous .
That 100% sounds like something from my apartment .
I’m a really slow drinker of my coffee. So 8:00 a.m. coffee, gets cold 30 seconds microwave zap, and then pretty much every couple of hours the same zap. So my two cups of coffee takes me about till 5:00 p.m. to finish. Zap zap zap
Our apartment building was built really shoddy, I swear there’s no insulation in our walls. I can totally hear arguing shagging hard walking
They’re probably just reheating food.
Could be a heat pad of some kind. I know some people have what basically amounts to a large sock filled with dry rice, which can be microwaved and used to sooth backaches and such.
Perhaps they’re making crack.
They shouldn’t- but baby formula?
They like sex and do not believe in intermittent fasting.
Are you sure they don’t have a baby? This pretty much sounded like my kids schedules when they were tiny. Feed baby. Argue. Do dishes. Pump. Feed baby. Argue again. Feed self and baby. Pump. Do more dishes. Cry. Feed baby. Repeat for several months.
Baby bottles
Well, they’re obviously not following the “grab a mate instead of a plate” diet.
They could be trying to create the world’s first macrowave.
Sounds like they’re doin’ the ‘ol microwave shag…
Using it as an alarm clock obviously
it could possibly be warmibg water for baby formula.
Sorry I’ll try and keep the noise down.
They’re probably warming up the toys for the makeup sex after arguing. Lol
This is me and my heating bag that I use for my arthritis. lol.
okay I’m going to ask something in the most polite way possible – if you had to put one of these behemoth neighbors into a T-shirt , what size would the T-shirt be?
I cried laughing while reading this. I needed that
Just ask them what they are doing between the arguing and banging
This sounds like they are heating up formula for a baby
I’m always hungry after. They sound too busy to cook a proper meal, so microwave it is.
Maybe they microwave bread. Depending on the frequencies and intervals, [it may well be, bread.](https://youtu.be/LEgAalGlgNA?feature=shared)
Please print out this post and put it in their mailbox and update me on the response xD
Pizza rolls.
detatchible penis obviously. shag, its falls off, they argue, they warm it up in the microwave. then back to shagging. rinse (do you hear this too?) and repeat
My five cents would be that you can boil water in a microwave, so maybe they just love tea and can’t afford a kettle?
Making crack drying ketamine food
Ketamine.
It sounds like drugs
Cocaine or something like that
I’ve seen it
Baby milk
Some criminals microwave water to make tea
Warming up a heat pack? I know someone who had bad endo at times and would somewhat frequently use a heat pack for the pain.
They could be hot plating cocaine
One of them might have some kind of issue like my housemate. They won’t eat or drink anything unless it is heated up just right. If it cools down by any noticeable amount, it must visit the microwave before taking another bite or sip. Food must be heated at 50% power, let to sit, and then go for another two rounds. Beverages are heated at 75% power for two rounds only. Nothing is to be stirred.
crack
Sounds like a coke plate to me
If they microwave right after shagging they’re probably microwaving the cum to make sure she doesn’t get pregnant. And arguing every time about who’s turn it is.
Baby bottles.
Hot water bottle body warmer things.
Hot pockets.
Shag. Hungry for a hot pocket.
Argue. A hot pocket is a good peace offering.
I had friends years back that told me they wrecked 7 microwaves because they found out that you could microwave oxycontin for an hour, and you could then chop it up to snort it. This was after they put the pills out that had the outer shell instead of just chalky pills.
I had a gf who just could not finish a hot drink but would take fuckin hours to finish it but wouldn’t drink it cold and had to be hot.
All I can think of as an explanation.
Reheating coffee/tea.
Also why you so invested?