#DidYouKnow #UnbelievableFact #TIL
✨Get ready for an extraordinary story, folks! ✨ Imagine this: at a French hospital, things took a bizarre turn when an 88-year-old gentleman walked in with a shocking surprise hidden away… A World War I shell lodged in his anus! 🤯 Can you believe it?
🏥😲 Picture the scene: the hospital staff must have been baffled and taken aback by this unexpected situation. 🤔 But, hey, let’s dive into the details to better understand what happened here!
🔍 Now, let’s set the stage and try to grasp the immense historical weight of this situation. We’re talking about a man carrying an actual piece of history within himself! 🌍💥 This shell, a remnant of World War I, had somehow found its way into this adventurous 88-year-old’s rear end… but how?!
🌟 Get this: During WWII, when our brave elderly man was just a young lad, he used to play in an old battlefield where the aftermath of the Great War still lingered. ⚔️ Unbeknownst to him, a tiny piece of history awaited its moment to surprise the world.
Fast forward to the present day and our courageous gentleman starts experiencing some unusual discomfort. 😣 Little did he know that tucked away inside him was a forgotten piece of history, just waiting to make its grand and rather uncomfortable appearance!
🏥🆘 Obviously, our friend had to seek medical help, and the hospital had quite the scene on its hands. 🚑 As soon as the staff realized the incredible, albeit puzzling situation, a partial evacuation was initiated for everyone’s safety. Can you picture the chaos and surprise amidst the hospital corridors? 😱
👨⚕️🏥 Highly trained medical professionals worked their magic, delicately removing the shell from our elderly adventurer. 🧙♂️💫 Think of them as brave treasure hunters, retrieving a piece of history from the unlikeliest of places!💣✨
So, let us remember this incredible tale and keep in mind that history can sometimes have a way of catching up with us when we least expect it! 😉🕰️ #HistorySurprises #UnexpectedEncounters
Source: https://www.lbc.co.uk/world-news/france-hospital-evacuated-man-has-ww1-shell-up-anus/
Guess it was about time to get that thing out.
Man is a chad for telling the truth instead of saying he accidentally dropped on it.
I remember this story, it made WTFIWWY, I still don’t know what possessed them to do this, but at least no one was hurt.
At least he came
For those of you that didn’t read the article. This is the **SECOND TIME** this has happened.
WTF France?
Good Lord! Someone buy Grandpa a butt plug with a handle.
Who among us
Not only did they put a picture of the explosive on the front cover, but its also literally covered in fecal matter. This might hit the top for the most disgusting freaking image I’ve ever seen on a news headline link.
“I fell on it.”
Next, on Grey’s Anatomy.
I would never have thought an 88 year old would have it in him
Thanks for your service, but in french.
Everything is a dildo if you are brave enough.
So many questions …
Gives new meaning to the term “explosive diarrhea”.
Note to self: make sure sticking an explosive round up my butt is the *final* item on my bucket list.
Selfish bastard – caused the evacuation of intensive care facilities? People likely died with their care disrupted.
It was wrong of him to endanger the hospital.
If it had gone off when he was surrounded by medical staff, it could’ve rectum.
>Doctors understandably were worried that the shell could explode inside the man, who is understood to have inserted the item in his backside for sexual pleasure.
The shell measured about two inches in diameter by eight inches in length. It was removed by surgery through the patient’s abdomen. He is now in good health and expected to recover fully.
The hospital staff called a demining unit to assess the risk of explosion. They decided to evacuate the patients in the adult and pediatric emergencies and the intensive care unit.
Wow, he really missed the war.
Probably needed poppers instead of a poppy
Ah, explosive diarrhoea.
The *Deuxieme Amendment* gives every French person the right to bear arms in their *palais au chocolat*
One man one bomb.
What an unlucky shot for him!
>Just over one year ago, a military memorabilia collector in the Gloucester area got a World War Two artillery shell stuck in his rectum after he “slipped and fell” while tidying up.
A tale as old as time…
Had to call in the bomb squad for removal
Normalize men buying sex toys so they don’t feel like they have to resort to *checks notes* unexploded WWI ordnance.
This just sounds like someone watched Scrubs episode with the light bulb and decided to take that as a challenge
Someone should let him know, they sell dildo’s these days.
A million to one shot doc
I can just imagine him coming into the clinic. “Yes, my… uh… old war injury is acting up.”
French men libido never disappoint, huh?
Well girls have their Silver Bullet
That’s enough internet for today. I’ve seen everything
Why
Doctor: how long has it been in there?
Patient: it’s been in there since 1945!
Doctor: Oh my god!
Patient: it’s only 22:30 now?
These things happen.
Wtf
No, please god, no!
Imagine how many things you have to shove up your ass before you are so abjectly bored with shoving things up your ass that you look at an artillery shell and start to get a chub.