#HaveYouEverWondered why you can’t crucify a snail? 🤔 Let me tell you a little story that will make you question everything you thought you knew about these slimy creatures. Picture this: you’re walking down the street and you see a snail slowly making its way across the pavement. You think to yourself, “I wonder if you can crucify a snail…?” But before you try anything like that, let’s dive into the reasons why this would be such a bad idea.
First of all, snails have shells that provide them with protection from predators. So even if you were able to somehow crucify a snail, it would most likely retreat into its shell and escape unharmed. Plus, snails are known to be resilient creatures that can survive in extreme conditions. This means that even if you were successful in trying to crucify a snail, it would probably find a way to survive and continue on with its snail life.
Now, I know this may sound like a silly question, but it’s actually a good reminder to treat all living creatures with respect and kindness. We may not always understand them, but every creature has its own purpose and deserves to be treated with compassion.
So the next time you see a snail crossing your path, maybe just let it be and admire its unique beauty. After all, there’s still so much to learn about the world around us, even from the smallest of creatures. And who knows, maybe one day you’ll be the one sharing a story about why you can’t crucify a snail… 🐌💭 #DeepThoughts #NatureIsAmazing #SnailFacts #RespectAllLivingThings
Nope, you’re just gonna have to keep running
I crucify them for the crime of snail trails.
I nail them through their head and tail end.
Nothing is impossible if you really want it.
No, but you can spiralify it
The shower thought ever
The snail was moving too slow. As a fast walker myself, I took offense at that
This is the first shower thought I’ve liked in a long time.
It’s a decoy anyway. Won’t help you much.
If you are mad at it enough, anything can be nailed up. Angry at a jar of pickles?
***NAIL IT UP!!***
You shall not crucify snailkind upon a cross of salt!
Duct tape can work with anything
There is a guy on You Tube/TikTok (can’t remember which) who routinely abuses leeches using really specific torture methods. He even takes recommendations from his subscribers. I’m sure he could find a way to crucify one and you could implement it on a snail. He stabbed both ends into needles once, then pulled them apart, stretching the leech as far as it could go before piercing the needles into a flat surface so that the leech was stretched out mid-air like a bridge. Good stuff.
You can’t crucify a lot of things.
This is also an unpopular opinion, regardless of how true it is.
When I was a young lad I had a “snail temple of doom”. I used to systematically round up buckets of snails and carefully de-shell them (carefully so as not to cut my fingers, there’s no “careful” way for the snail itself).
Once I had a good amount of naked snails, I would take them to “the pit”. At the time, my Dad’s front yard had a bunch of old rotted out wooden posts that used to hold up a fence. One of them in particular had a rotted out cavity on top that gave it the appearance of a wooden pit with spikes on the sides.
I would slowly and surely impale every single one of those snails on the spikes on the sides of the pit. The final snail would get the worst treatment of all: dropped into the pit, which I had filled with salt.
None of that may count as crucifixion, but believe me, snails have suffered for our sins.
Everything up until this point was merely a shower notion. 😆
Not with that attitude
Maybe not if you’re a coward
You could unravel a snail.
[I bet you feel pretty silly right now](https://imgur.com/a/0sME0xb)
2 antenna and a tail. But why create a martyr.
Wouldn’t this just go for any animals without arms?
‘Crucifixion’ just means to attach something to a post.
“Wanna bet?”
-some random medieval scribe, perfecting his snail-drawing techniques in the margin art
Not to be that guy, but couldn’t you affix it’s eye stalks to the “arms” of the cross?
Or an earthworm, for that matter.
Yes I can and yes I will!
As easy as nailing a snail into a cross.
Solid A showerthought. This is the kind of stuff I’m here for. Proper random.
Well Yeah why crucify when you have salt. Melting is cooler.
Clearly, OP is not a gardener.
One cannot commit suicide by crucifixion. It’s impossible to get the last nail in
Whether or not it has arms is irrelevant; if I’m not mistaken, to ‘crucify’ isn’t so much to put the body into that shape, as much as to affix them to a ‘crucifix’.
If you’re a gardener, then you definitely have a reason to crucify a snail.
You ever cut a sausage to have slits for limbs?
Not with that attitude