🌟 What simple pleasures do men and women not get about each other? 🌟
Curious about those little things that bring joy but are uniquely understood by your own gender? Discover the secrets of simple pleasures that the opposite sex may never fully grasp. From the familiar to the unexpected, here are insights into what makes each gender tick.
The Simple Joys Only Men Understand:
- The satisfaction of fixing something with duct tape
- The pleasure of a perfectly grilled steak
- The camaraderie of belching contests
The Delights Women Relish:
- The cozy feeling of freshly washed sheets
- The bliss of a long, hot bubble bath
- The thrill of finding a great deal while shopping
- The cozy feeling of freshly washed sheets
- The bliss of a long, hot bubble bath
- The thrill of finding a great deal while shopping
Are you nodding along or scratching your head? What are your thoughts on these gender-specific pleasures? Share your insights and join the conversation! #GenderDifferences #SimplePleasures #UnderstandingTheOppositeSex
The joy of breastfeeding. I really did love it. The cuddles and chilltime and smiles. It gives you an excuse to do nothing and unwind, all while adoring on your baby. Plus your boobs feel so good when they drink (not sexual, more like that release like when you finally get to pee after having held ot for a while).
OP – what about you?
Good question btw.
Taking your bra off after a long day!
Scratching that itchy ballsack.
EDIT : I did NOT expect this comment to become so popular so quickly lmao you people are awesome
Unsticking your nutsack from your thigh.
A good long scratch of the same nutsack.
The moment your period is done for the month.
Taking my bra off at the end of the day
Hitting that wide step to unstick everything from your thighs.
I feel like women don’t talk/brag about destroying toilets the same way men do. We will tell the most epic and gruesome tales of what we ate and how that washroom will never be the same, how the toilet is traumatized after our visit.
The everything shower effort
Futzing with your beard when it reaches a certain length. Oddly satisfying, and I like to imagine that when I stroke it ruminatively I might look like a wise wizard (I almost certainly don’t).
Peeing outside. It really is a pleasure for men to wag their dick about while peeing, writing in the snow, etc.
Pee blasting the remaining bits off the toilet bowl. Â
First shower after your period is over, or 5-8 orgasms in one sitting
not bleeding out my genitals every month for decades
Dipping your dick into a cool glass of milk to refill it after a marathon session.
Putting on make up, pretending you have a youtube make up channel
Wearing a flowy dress. The feeling of being free and feeling so feminine is so beautiful
Peeing off the edge of a cliff
Playing with your own boobs. Not in a sexual way, it’s something between a stress ball and a fidget toy, they’re just jiggly and warm and fun.
The first day of the year when its warm enough to wear a summer dress.
Aiming an extra hot shower at your crotch during your period! It gets so itchy down there that the hot water fells nice down there.
Farting and it goes forward instead of back and now it’s in your vulva and you have to re fart your fart
When your man makes you feel sexy and safe at the same time on date night.
The totally empty feeling after a period shit. Never feel lighter.
Getting into fresh sheets with freshly shaved legs
Regular occurrences of multiple orgasms.
When you finally adjust yourself enough to get that fart bubble out of your vagina
A warm breeze that goes up your legs when you wear a skirt or a dress, making the garment flutter. Such a good feeling in the summer. Guys who wear kilts or are drag queens probably get a similar feeling though.
Finally finding a piece of clothing with decent sized pockets.
The putting up make up session pre-party/clubbing with friends. The whole thing is even better than clubbing/partying.
Picking out a bad camel toe in leggings.
Peeing standing up.
Some guys may disagree, but peeing standing up ca be so freeing, especially when you’re outdoors or otherwise away from home.
Period farts – specifically when wearing pads and not tampons. No man can fart as loud and as foul as a we can when we’re menstruating!
Stretching out ur sack a Lil n scratching it
When we build each other up. Compliments from men can feel nice but there’s something special about a woman going out of her way to say they like your outfit etc. Just hits different.
(Close 2nd: underboob scratches.)
The camaraderie of the women’s restroom line.
Multiple orgasms 🙃
Scratching under my boob
Finally hitting menopause and no longer shitting yourself every month that you’re accidentally pregnant
picking hair out of ur cooch after washing ur hair
Using your fingers to invert your scrotum to form it into a small cup. Filling that cup with water and letting the water fall to the shower floor.
When the weather isn’t warm and I can get away with not shaving my legs… no effort required
Casually holding your tits.
Wiggling your legs back and forth while sitting, iykyk
Getting wholesome AF compliments from another drunk girl in the bar restroom during a really good night out.