What legal but creepy things can you do? #legalcreepy #bizarrebutlegal
Have you ever wondered about activities that are both legal and unsettling? Many laws allow for some disturbing behaviors that might surprise you. Let’s explore these eerie opportunities that are within the boundaries of the law. Stay curious!
Using binoculars or a telescope to spy from your property onto another’s as long as you don’t violate their privacy such as watching them undress or go to the bathroom.
Gently caressing and whispering to freight trains as they pull into the station
Go to the store and buy diapers, vaseline and a single cucumber?
Putting cameras on a suit and recording talks with dates
Humping a tree
Knowing the age of consent in every state.
There’s nothing stopping you from faking cancer.
You can even start a blog to post photoshopped pictures of yourself looking like a cancer victim. You can write fictional updates of your cancer journey in support groups for undeserved empathy and updoots.
If you’re committed, you can maintain this elaborate, pointless, manipulating long con for years.
Walking around outside with a glas of water.
Children’s beauty pageants. They should not fucking exist.
Filming or taking pictures of strangers in public.
Filming people randomly. Especially the people who do it just BECAUSE it’s legal. They are the epitome of “You’re not wrong Walter, you’re just an asshole.”
Naming your pet “Fleshlight”
Staring at someone continuously.
Eating mayonnaise right out of the jar with your hands and wearing a shirt that says “mayonnaise is love”
Jerking off in the airplane bathroom
Sniffing someone’s train/bus seat RIGHT after they get up while making direct eye contact before they get off the train/bus
Facing the wrong way while riding an elevator with strangers.
Sitting on a park bench, eyeing little girls with bad intent.
shaking hands with someone then smelling your palm
Just point blank staring at someone.
Making prolonged intense eye contact with strangers while smiling and nodding.
Taking ultra high res pictures of a skyline and zooming into peoples apartments.
Realized this when I was testing out my new camera. Creeps could literally take photos of you changing in your 21st story apartment and you’d be none the wiser and it’d be perfectly legal as it’s just look like skyline photos zoomed out a little.
“Barely legal” porn
Someone mentioned Child beauty pageants earlier, and it really reminds me of something similar in cheerleading clubs.
I’m an ex cheerleader and at some of the competitions, the younger divisions (which had like 6 year old girls) would have an odd increase in the number of older men in the audiences but we noticed that they would come alone and not really speak to anyone else and then leaving right after.
It was really suspicious and our team mates were on edge whenever we would see such an occurrence
Private investigators filming you from a vantage point that is not on your actual property. Ex used to work for a firm that handled cases for insurance companies and workers comp that looked to prove the people they were paying out to weren’t actually injured. Carrying groceries, picking up a case of water at the grocery store, or raking leaves was more than enough evidence for them.
In the US, only Idaho explicitly bans cannibalism.
Which is creepier, that the other states don’t, or that Idaho had a reason to make it so very clear?
Walking the same direction as someone at night. Like I swear to god I’m not following you, I just also live this direction too
Slowly driving an ice cream truck around the neighborhood with the music on at night
Leaving a somewhat large watermelon on someone’s doorstep
Public masturbation in North Carolina.
So long as your dick isnt visible, you can apparently stroke it in your pants on the sidewalk next to an elementary school for all the cops care.
A guy did it at my retail job, we called the cops because he freaked out the cashier girl, and they refused to do anything more than trespass him.
Standing across the street from someone’s house to stare into windows. The cops can’t do anything unless it’s a repeated thing. Even then, it’s hard for them to intervene if the stalker is on public land, i.e, just outside your property line and not crossing it, or hanging around your building in public areas.
Oh, and leaving cameras in public areas of Airbnbs. I know they technically have to tell you, but I know sometimes they just don’t. I understand why they’re there, but it’s still creepy.
Being like 30 and waiting until a girl turns 18 so you can date her.
Paparazzi. It’s literally harassment with a fucking camera, how is it legal?
Digging a hole in your yard at 3am
Those little girl dance teams where they dress and act like strippers
Paparazzi
Sitting in a seat directly beside a stranger in an otherwise empty movie theater
Kids doing ballroom dance, especially in the very revealing clothing. As a dancer, I do not agree with that at all.
Being irresponsible with pets and animals.
Basically, as long as they’re not bleeding or starving, you can breed them, abandon them, and ignore them all you want.