Oh man, where do I even begin? 🙈 I think my most embarrassing moment in sex has to be when I accidentally let out a loud fart during a particularly intimate moment with my partner. I was mortified and couldn’t believe it happened, but we both ended up just laughing it off and it actually brought us closer together.
Another embarrassing moment was when I got a muscle cramp mid-action and had to awkwardly ask my partner to help me stretch it out. 🤦♀️ But hey, these things happen and it’s all part of the messy, imperfect reality of sex.
I think it’s important to remember that everyone has their own moments of embarrassment in the bedroom and it’s totally normal. It’s all about being able to laugh at yourself and not taking things too seriously. 🤷♂️ At the end of the day, it’s about connecting with your partner and enjoying the experience, flaws and all.
She asked me to slap her ass. Then she asked me to slap it harder. Then she started crying because I slapped too hard.
I’m trying to console her but the whole time I’m thinking *goddamn it, this isn’t even my kink*
I take my gf for a walk in the woods. We were both finishing high school, and didn’t have our own place, so we went for the outdoors experience. Anyway, we’re deep in the pine Forrest, off the track, setup a picnic blanket. It’s cold but we’re hot for action.
We’re doing missionary, and I’m climaxing balls deep and I feel this wet weird sensation in my asshole.
It’s a dog sniffing my ass, and a short way away , the dogs horrified owner.
Cumming first in a threesome. Both chicks were horribly unimpressed….. Was barely able to keep hooking up with the one I’d known before that night.
I was mid thrust in missionary when I looked down to see her face. She looked at me dead in the eye and burst out laughing. She said, “your face!” And kept on laughing. I kind of giggled to myself thinking my o-face was probably a bit over the top, but it definitely stung.
Oh, lord. Here we go..
It was my 17th birthday, I had come out of my ‘awkward teen’ phase and finally had a boyfriend. Good looking boyfriend. So, even though I was super nervous I decided we would do the thing.
Long story short, it went fine but I had a nervous stomach, went for a shit after and blocked his toilet. The kind of blockage that rises over the bowl and threatens to ruin your life. I stuck my hand in there up to my elbows and still couldn’t fix it. I had to go get the bf, which I did. It was awful. He laughed. Couldn’t unclog it so had to get his DAD. I ran out the door and smoked a cigarette on the front steps with my head in my hands. Boyfriend came out a little later to laugh at me.
He let me know in the morning that the walls between his room, his dads room and the toilet were temporary plasterboard ones that were painted the same as the other walls. His elderly dad heard me awkwardly lose my virginity then shit my guts out and cry.
Sometimes I forget this happened to me because I’ve repressed the memory so well. I look like a normal woman who has her shit together.
…it has not always been so. Lol.
Bf and I stayed together for about 3 years, he was my first love bless him. Turned out to be a bit of a cock actually but he was alright sometimes. So that’s that, really.
ETA- I’m glad you all find this amusing. I failed to add in the original post but I was *quite drunk* at this point, dutch courage and all that and I definitely was not thinking correctly. I did shower off my arm with soap before going to get anyone aswell. There was no plunger. I’m an idiot, what do you all want me to say? 🤣
Having a seizure in the middle of having sex. Stayed conscious, stayed hard, stayed inside, and kept going
Don’t let him do anal with no prep, no matter how hot and heavy you are in the moment. It ends badly. Shame. It’s not hot anymore.
We were both pretty drunk doing butt stuff. Pulled out and noticed the she sheets were really wet. Turned the lights on and was like oh damm. Turned them back off, through everything in the washer and went to bed.
She told me after that she didn’t think I’d call her back after that. I’m like why? We both went unprepared, we have to assume but stuff will come out of butt stuff
We’ve been together 9 years now, but haven’t done that since lol
Vagina farts were very embarrassing the first time they happened. (Now I don’t care obviously)
Not me but my wife. She was about 7 months pregnant and I was going down on her. She was about to climax and then she let out a big fart while I was down there. She was horrified but I couldn’t stop laughing. It took a few minutes to gather our self again but we finished the deed. I still bring up from time to time to embarrass her that she farted point blank in my face.
She wasn’t comfortable letting me finish on her yet. In my attempt to avoid her with my load, I jizzed in my own mouth.
english is not my first language. so, when i tried talking dirty with a native speaker, all we could do was laugh uncontrollably cuz she had never heard such stuff before!! it was embarrassing but at the same time it was fun. good thing she didn’t take it as something off putting, she just found it funny!!
never tried it again.
One word: fartgasm.
Coming up from eating the coochie, i flicked my hair back (long haired boy), the top of my head connected cleanly with the ladies nose and completely shattered it. Blood everywhere, surgery needed, bedroom and bathroom looked like a murder scene
The first time I experienced erectile dysfunction with my wife
I fell asleep while my ex-girlfriend was going down on me. When I woke up, she asked if I liked it, because I didn’t show much reaction. I didn’t have the heart to tell her I fell asleep.
It was fairly late in the night and and we woke up and decided to play around. We are going at it and really not paying attention to anything other than us. Well her daughter who I think was 3 or 4 walked in and watched us for we don’t know how long. Her daughter asks “ why are you spanking my mommy ?” We were both horrified to realize we were being watched. She gets up and tends to her daughter and gets her back to bed. She comes back in the room and we both just lose it laughing at what happened. We got back in the mood and finished.
When you’re in a tent and it collapses from your energetic thrusting
I tried having sex with her for the first time before bed but I had too much to drink and it just wasn’t possible. Middle of the night comes along, I wake up randomly and I’m good to go and initiate, she’s down for it, it’s all going fine, until I feel a warm liquid under my nose. I turn on the lights and my nose had been bleeding all over her face. Like elevator doors in the shining. Anyways we’ve been married a while now.
One of the first few times having sex with my ex, she moaned my name during the deed. I responded with “Yes?”. Apparently that was bad enough for her to never try again.
I overheated and passed out. It was during a heatwave 🥴
I hooked up with a single mom for a while. One day her ex mother in law took her daughter for the afternoon so she had a few hours alone so she hit me up so we could take advantage. Well her daughter got sick and wanted to go home early. Our phones were on silent and she was riding me like sea biscuit on the couch. We were both about to cum when the doorbell rang and her ex in law turned the knob and opened the door seeing her ex daughter in laws ass bouncing up and down on some random guy. She closed the door quickly, and I got dressed in record time and dipped out the back door. From then on out we just got in on at my place.
Was young and furiously attempting to rub her urethra to orgasm. She very gently corrected me but wow I felt stupid
My dad walking into my bedroom as I was going down on my girlfriend. She was about to climax at that moment.
I can’t even laugh about it even after all these years.
Being asked “What *is* that?” after a guy undressed me for sex
When I asked him what he meant he touched my rib cage & hip bones
nearly snapping my dick
The first time my wife and I were going to have sex I don’t remember exactly what it was but I giggled just a tiny bit and she blurts out “what’s funny? You think I got a clown vagina or something?” And I lost my shit laughing. It really ruined the mood and we ended up not having sex that night. Made it a little awkward to working up to the second go (which her bff walked in on 🙃)
Her daughter came home unexpectedly and drunkenly blundered into the bedroom looking for a cigarette lighter. The stunned, horrified look on the poor girl’s face as she witnessed her naked mother being nailed from behind with her butt cheeks splayed open is forever seared into my memory. Her boyfriend who was right behind her just laughed, gave me a thumbs up and walked off.
Cumming while trying to put on a condom