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🤔 Have you ever done something totally weird just to get laid? Whether it’s a crazy dating app story or a bizarre encounter, we’ve all got those moments that make us shake our heads in disbelief. In this article, we’ll explore some of the weirdest things people have done in the pursuit of getting lucky. So sit back, relax, and prepare to be entertained!
Dating App Disasters: The Weirdest Stories
1. Swiping Right on a Clown 🤡
– One user admitted to swiping right on a profile picture of a person dressed as a clown. While they thought it was a joke at first, they ended up going on a date with the clown and even staying the night. Talk about a weird night!
2. Pretending to Be Someone Else 👤
– Another person confessed to pretending to be a completely different person on a dating app in order to pique someone’s interest. They even went as far as to create a fake name and occupation. Needless to say, things got awkward when the truth came out.
3. Sending Food in Exchange for a Date 🍕
– One individual resorted to sending their crush a pizza with a message asking for a date in return. Surprisingly, the tactic worked and they ended up going on a date. Who knew pizza could be the key to someone’s heart?
Bizarre Encounters: Real-Life Stories
1. Dressing Up as a Disguise 🕶️
– One person shared a story of dressing up in a full disguise in order to sneak into a party where their crush was attending. While the plan was bold, it ultimately backfired when they were discovered and asked to leave. Talk about a risky move!
2. Playing Matchmaker for Yourself 🤵♂️
– Another individual admitted to setting up a fake dating profile for themselves in order to make their crush jealous. They even went on a date with someone else as part of the ruse. Needless to say, things got complicated quickly.
3. Writing a Love Letter in Code 💌
– One person revealed that they wrote a love letter to their crush in a secret code that only they could decipher. While the gesture was sweet, it left their crush confused and unsure of how to respond. Sometimes, it’s best to keep things simple!
Conclusion: Embracing the Weirdness
When it comes to dating and relationships, we all have our moments of weirdness. Whether it’s a funny story from a dating app or a bizarre encounter in real life, these moments remind us that love and attraction can make us do some pretty strange things. So the next time you find yourself contemplating a weird tactic to get laid, just remember that sometimes, embracing your quirks is the key to finding someone who truly appreciates you for who you are.
So go ahead, embrace the weirdness and let your true self shine through. After all, it’s those unique quirks that make you who you are. And who knows, maybe your next weird moment will lead to a happily ever after. #weirdandwonderfullove stories.
I once pretended to be a history buff to impress a guy in my class who I thought was super smart. Turns out he was just a walking Wikipedia and didn’t even know I was faking it! LOL
I just laid beside the road
Literally in 2017 I would wear an unpadded bra and put wireless earphones in it to look like hard nipples
Another guy at gym
Changed my dress style, stuff I’d never normally buy… and never have since
Get married.
I was young and raised in religion and there was a girl I was head over heels with and we got married 6 months after meeting. It was odd and weird to say the least, but more like ignorant and stupid. The marriage lasted less than a year and I knew her less than 20 months total.
Pretend to be christain
Made a whole personality just to get him to talk to me and I eventually get what I wanted😜
Drove an hour each day to take my dog to a dog park because there were lots of gorgeous ladies there.
Getting into a cake baking contest.
I went home from work early last week because I was horny, which is the first time in my life I’ve ever had to do that so it was pretty weird for me.
Masturbated on the way home in my car (over my pants and I was incredibly conscious of the cars around me) then fucked my bf’s brains out when he got home.
Changed my whole personality
Drove from Belgium to Paris to meet a lady from Italy. We both traveled for hours to meet.
I read all the Twilight books. I got her and it was super worth it.
Drive in a snow storm
Flew across the country from a warm sunny place to a frozen tundra in the dead of winter
had to take a terrible train with a 1h long transfer in the middle of a field, literally nothing there, there and back.
I got dressed completely up as a woman. The whole 9 yards. 10/10 do not regret it at all lol
Body paint. But it failed.
I read books about van Gogh, Gaugin, Cezannes and a few others to impress a girl. Did not get laid but 25 year later had a blast at the Musee d’Orsay. Totally vindicated.
Watched someone’s rabbit for the weekend. Not only did I NOT get laid… They never came back for the rabbit. RIP floppy
Followed an entire season of American Idol and sat through movies like Garden State and The Notebook over and over again. You could have asked me anything about that season of American Idol and I could have answered it. She had to miss a couple episodes because she had to work so I recorded them and gave her a rundown when she would call me on her drive home from work. She’d come over to my place after work and we’d watch the episode I just fully described to her. It’s the only season of that show I’ve seen and I had never watched a single episode before I met her or after we split up.
Drive 4 hours, to have sec in the back of the car. Then drive back the same night.
I once told a girl I liked Kesha, I’m still ashamed of that lie to this day.
My dick has taken me to places I wouldn’t go to without a gun.
Talked politics with this communist girl, not the outcome I expected
I learned Spanish in middle school to impress what was a beautiful skinny new student that just came to the school and didn’t know any English….. she said no and I started a different language amd forgot Spanish
Waited outside in my car for 45 minutes for her and her ex to stop fighting and him to leave so I could get in.
Attended a church camp in my late in my teens and I wasn’t even religious. It worked!
I pretended like I didn’t notice when her teenage kid stole my weed.
Drove 3.5 hours away, got an airbnb the night before, spent the whole next day and night with her, and we’re probably going to do it again in April
Went on a date with her and her uncle
I once posted a pic on my IG of this girl that I had tinder dms with and this *other* girl slid in my dms and was like *oh she’s lucky*
I later linked with the girl and we banged.
I basically got laid because I posted a picture of a girl and another girl wanted to fuck me afterwards lol.
Easiest, most unorthodox way I ever got laid
Left a date with one girl for a booty call from another… not my finest moment.
Accidentally asked a girl on a date that lived 1000 miles away. I’d matched her on a dating app while on business, but didn’t notice where she was from. We kept talking anyways, and I ended up securing the date. She flew out to see me. We dated long distance for a long while, and then I moved to be closer. We’re married now.
Cut my long hair into a small chad mohawk when I was younger. Didn’t work. Don’t change yourself for other people.
Pretended to be of Scottish origin, accent and all.
Had to send her kids to school every Thursday so i can have booty weekends (Saturday and Sunday). We were not committed to each other, i was 21 she was 30. It was strictly… trading. Lasted for 7 months then she got married again.
Edit: she was and still is my neighbour.
I pretended to be afraid of flying once on a plane because the woman next to me was hot. Got her number and hooked up with her later.
Chatted a lady online long enough she finally agrees to go out. Tells me ahead to pick her up as she trusts her dog to be a judge of men and wants her dog to meet me.
No worries.
Before I show up I smear some raw hamburger on my shoes. The dog loved me.
Eeezeee peezeee
Cried. I feel like shit for it now but I literally cried for a sympathy fuck.
I once claimed to enjoy the Dave Mathews Band.
Definitely not the weirdest thing but I used to have a pretty dumb and kinda slutty “friend.” Every time she would come over I would run upstairs to my room and pretend I was napping. She would always let herself in and come up to my room and hop in bed to “wake me up.” I got laid most of the time. I feel like if I was sitting downstairs with my roommates when she came over, it probably wouldn’t have happened as often.
Once I got a Grindr hook up come to my place, we talked for a moment to “set the mood” I think then he asked me to dance a waltz when we were naked, we were already there so…
Worked on myself for 3 years so I can be confident that I can maintain a healthy relationship.