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The Best Pickup Line I Ever Used
🔥 Hey, are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears! 🔥
When it comes to pickup lines, it’s essential to strike a balance between being witty and charming. One of the best pickup lines I ever used was when I approached someone with confidence and a dash of humor. It immediately broke the ice and sparked a meaningful conversation.
Key takeaway:
– Confidence is key when delivering a pickup line
– Humor can make a memorable impression
– Authenticity is crucial for a successful interaction
The Best Pickup Line I Ever Heard
❤️ Excuse me, but I think you dropped something: MY JAW! ❤️
Over the years, I have come across some incredibly clever pickup lines that have left me in stitches. One of the best pickup lines I ever heard was so unexpected and charming that it made me appreciate the art of flirting even more.
Key takeaway:
– Originality goes a long way in pickup lines
– A genuine compliment can make someone’s day
– Remember to be respectful and mindful of the other person’s feelings
In conclusion, the best pickup lines are those that are genuine, humorous, and delivered with confidence. Whether you’re trying to impress someone or simply starting a conversation, a well-crafted pickup line can make all the difference. So go ahead, have fun, and see where the conversation takes you!
You don’t seem to sweat much for a big girl
Are you looking for ideas? 😂
If you were common stock, I’d buy and hold🤣
I know im not the best but I can make you feel the best.
that was one pick up line ill never forget someone used on me, he was great, but no relationship material
Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!
You can also end it with “because Uranus is in them” if you’re feeling bold.
Are you a minion? Because you gru my banana 🍌
At this super chill pool party, this dude comes up all spaced out and says, “Wow, there are a bunch of chicks here,” and we’re like, “Yeah, dude.” Then he starts rubbing his hands together and goes, “So, who’s up for sharing a baby with me?” And we all just lost it, man.
hey girl, are you from Mississippi:
cus you’re the only miss whose piss I sippie
A girl this weekend asked “Do you want to go halfsies on a baby?”
“Hi, I’m Bill.”
I’ve been married to him for 23 years
“Are you looking for the best sex of your life girl?”
“No”
“Then I’m your guy!”
My partner said his bed was so nice I’d feel like I was floating on a cloud. But if we didn’t make it there I’d still leave his place feeling that way.
Urgh, got me hooked line and sinker.
(And he’s right on both counts)
I used this on my SO. Never underestimate the power of James May’s «Hello»
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“Hi Im George. Im unemployed and I live with my parents.”
I see you’re drinking 1%. Is that ’cause you think you’re fat? ‘Cause you’re not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.
I went over to a girl’s house to smoke some weed and hang out. We were watching tv, and her living room light was just bright af, so i asked “could we turn this light off” and without skipping a beat she said “i have a better idea. Why don’t we go to my bedroom and turn the lights off”
So smooth.
If we were giraffes, I would slap my neck on 1000 other giraffes to establish dominance over the herd and make you my majestic giraffe queen.
“You are the prettiest girl in this bar.”
I was the *only* girl in the bar. The way he looked at me after he said it made me laugh, I’m smiling now remembering him.
Are you a toaster? Because i want to take a bath with you
When I was around 21, I was strolling around the produce area of the grocery store when this man—who was probably in his 70s—suddenly came up to me. “Whatever you do, stay out of the frozen food aisle!” he exclaims. I was taken aback and exclaimed, “What? Why not? He smiled and exclaimed, “Because you’ll melt EVERYTHING!” I started laughing out loud. even now brings a smile to my face.
“Do you mind if I sit here and hit on you for a while?”
Also, casually slipping them Taco Bell hot sauce packets with suggestive sayings
You must be from Ireland cuz when I look at you my penis is Doublin’
It depends on how you define best…
Here is the most memorable.
I was at a work event. Small-ish company, 400 or so people. We were in groups, it was a competition. My group had the ceo in it. Nice guy, but kind of quiet, not an in your face kind of guy.
As a group, we had big events, and then as we were moving between events, they gave us smaller challenges.
So, one of the challenges was “best pick up line”.
Because of the ceo, everybody was playing it safe and cheesy.
Then, a sales person busts out:
“How do you like your eggs in the morning, scrambled or fertilized”.
I.Fucking.lost.it. Funniest thing I ever heard.
I shared this the last time this question was asked, so here goes again. A guy came up to me at a bar and said, “hello, my name is Rob and I’ll be hitting on you tonight. What can I get you to drink?”
When I was younger, a coworker handed me a note that said “will you go out with me? Smile for yes, backflip for no” he ended up being a real jerk off, but I still smile about that.
Do you enjoy your sleep ? So do I, we should do it together sometime.
Has worked twice for me
My waitress: can I get you anything else?
Me: just your phone number thanks.
I’m sure she would’ve heard it 20 times a day, but it worked!
“I’m like arsenal, I always start on top and finish second”
Do you know what happens when a polar bear walks on a frozen lake?
“No ..”
I don’t either, but I thought he’d break the ice!
“You see my friend over there…? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.”
A guy said to me, “Hey, can you hold this?” and curled his hand around mine without really placing anything in it. It seemed cute to me.
The worst was a delivery boy who exclaimed, “Hey, is thDAAAAAYYYUUMMM!!” as soon as I opened the door.
If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it agenst me.
A guy at work: “I can’t believe they’re making you work late tonight!!”
– “they’re not making me work late”
“Oh, so you’re free for a drink then?!”
I’m a straight male but that got a guffaw out of me.
Complete misunderstanding of a girl’s tagline on a dating profile which was “Looking for a good Uke.” I was taking jiu-jitsu at the time and there’s a thrower (tori) and a uke (throwee). I messaged her and said “so you’re looking for someone to grab you, throw you to the ground, and climb on top?” She responded with, “that sounds pretty good, actually.” She came over and that’s exactly what happened.
It was only after she left that a European friend of mine said she probably meant Ukrainian.
It was a mistake during text. I meant to say “I accept my fate”, autocorrected to “date”. He said “Sure, Friday? After school? I’ll pick you up.”
I accidentally made it by translating a „cringy pick up line” from my native language to English and improvising.
So the pick up line is… First you drop a chestnut under someones legs and say „Hey, is that your chestnut?” and normally its one of the „No – Oh mine neither, we have so much in common, we should go for a date” lines.
But he said no and I said
„Oh… But would you like to nut on my chest?”
There is a fine line between the best pick up line and the creepiest pick up line and is determined by how hot the person who delivers the line is
I wish I could take credit for this one. I was out with some college buddies on Mill Ave (if you know you know) over 20 years ago and one of the guys said “oh s***, there that girl from class I am dying to get with. Look at those beautiful eyes. She’s epic. She’s like Medusa, except she only turns my cock to stone every time I look at her eyes.” My other buddy said “go tell her that and she’ll be yours.” After a few drinks, he went over to her, and after a while told her exactly that. We were watching and we saw her face. It was that “oh my God you didn’t just say that to me” look. Then it was laughter. 24 years later, they are happily married and they have beautiful girls with beautiful eyes like hers. She told all of us before her wedding, especially my buddy who was his best man, “if you tell anyone that story, during the toast, or at any other time, I will divorce him immediately and he can blame all of you for it.” One of my favorite stories in life!
I was at Oktoberfest in Munich and a stunningly beautiful woman walked up to me and said, “my friends bet me a beer that I couldn’t make out with a foreigner. Want to help me win a beer?”
“Would you like to talk sometime?” I laughed at that one. “Yeah, I’ll talk some time.” That was 1996 and we’ve been together since then.
Half of these I would either throw my drink in their face or spit.