#PublicParkAfterDark #LoudMoans #3AMDisturbance #UnexpectedEncounters
Hey there! 🌟 So, what would you do if you found yourself in this rather awkward situation of hearing loud sex moans echoing through a public park at 3am? Let’s dive into some actionable steps to handle this interesting scenario with ease! 💬
Assess the situation first:
– Stay calm and listen carefully to determine the location of the sound.
– Avoid approaching the source directly for your safety.
Call for help:
– Contact local authorities or the police to report the disturbance.
– Provide specific details about the location and nature of the noise.
Stay safe:
– If you feel uncomfortable or unsafe, leave the area promptly.
– Avoid confrontation with the individuals involved in the activity.
Maintain your privacy:
– Respect other people’s privacy by not recording or sharing the incident on social media.
– Focus on resolving the situation discreetly and efficiently.
Real-life example:
Imagine you’re out for a late-night stroll in the park when suddenly, the tranquility is shattered by loud moans. Instead of panicking, you calmly assess the situation, call for help, and prioritize your safety. By handling the scenario responsibly, you ensure a peaceful resolution without escalating the situation. 🌙
In conclusion, encountering unexpected noises like loud sex moaning in a public park at 3am may be surprising, but with the right approach, you can navigate the situation effectively. Remember to prioritize safety, seek help if needed, and respect others’ privacy in such peculiar circumstances. Stay safe and vigilant! 🔦 #StaySafeInThePark #RememberSafetyFirst
Walk in the opposite direction to find a detour to my house and once in my house, beat off furiously
Mind my damn business.
As long as everything seems consensual, I’d probably do exactly what you did. If I was feeling grouchy I might yell at them to get a room, but that wouldn’t be a smart choice. The smart choice is to just move on.
You don’t need to feel bad, I would bet the “risk” of being discovered was part of the fun for them.
I’d see what all the.. *fucking noise* is about! 😀🥁
CHEER THEM ON!!!
See if I can join
Literally nothing, keep walking
I’d just yell “GET SOME” and go about my business.
If it’s only moaning leave them be.
If it’s screaming or crying, call 000
I might take a peek to make sure what I’m hearing is actually fun sexytime moaning and not, say, slowly dying from a stab wound moaning.
If it’s the former, mind my business. If it’s the later, call 911 and perform first aid if safe.
giggle
That’s a ghost trying to attract you..run
*ahem* “WOOOOHOOOOOO!!!”
I’d say what the fuck am I doing near a parking lot at 3 am. Am I in the matrix?
Say nothing. If they stopped bc they saw me I might say “don’t mind me, keep having fun” or something.
I’d keep walking.
Happened to me in a park once in daylight, guy saw me and gave a peace sign, girl blushed and smiled.
My impression was they were voyeurs, I carried on my business and slightly considered the nature of their crime.
I mean, I’ve had sex with women behind giant boulders while hiking and stuff but that’s hidden and a literal different than them being on the path of a park in the county of a major city, personally, I was slightly disgusted by their including other people non consensually into their kinks and the disregard for others. People have children. Children were playing at some cannons from WW2 less than 200 feet away downhill.
A guy jogging saw them and went the other way.
Yeah that’s what I would’ve done.
“So,…. fuckin hey? Good on ya!”
I’d just get jealous.
Bury the body somewhere else bc OBVIOUSLY this park is taken
Not a goddamn thing. I like my organs and skin without stabby holes.
Its 3am in a park… I am minding my business
Locate where the noise is coming from and join in the fun!
Yell “She’s Faking”
What are you doing at a public park at 3am? You’re up to no good!!!!
If it’s 3am I’d respect their privacy and move tf on but if it’s 3pm I would definitely investigate
Throw a quarter down next to them and say, “next.”
I’d just not mess with them and think “fuck yeah good for you guys.” Public sex can be hot. Don’t wanna take that away from anyone.
What were you doing out at 3am, that’s a little unusual
Get out the gerkin and start a jerking
I’d mind my own damn business.
The idea of investigating is *wild* to me. I would fully mind my business and walk in the opposite direction of the sounds. It’s obvious what they’re up to, it’s none of my business, I’m outta here.
rub one out and then go back to bed
Ask to join in
Wondering why you’re at a park at 3am
At 3am? Nothing. Let them do their thing. As long as no kids are around or involved, of course. I only say that cause it’s a park. Being that it’s 3 am., there shouldn’t b, so….nothing lol
Nothing. Mind my own business.
Wave and say “Feel free to keep going, I’m on my way out.”
You should’ve offered to take the video for them. So inconsiderate.
Join in.
Grab my binoculars
What a killjoy you are!
I’d see if they need a hand. Or a ……
Laugh my ass off