#WorkplaceEtiquette #EmbarrassingMoments #BathroomStruggles #AwkwardEncounters
The Problem: Stinky Situation
So every day around 1:30pm I jack off in the bathroom. Judge all you want, I don’t care. It’s a medical condition and was told by my doctor I have to do the deed daily. Don’t have much privacy at home since I still live at home (saving that dough for a nice 🏠 ) so I figured, just rub one out at work. Problem is, this guy at work has the most horrid BM’s I have ever encountered, and he always seems to be having to drop his deuce while I blow my load (medical condition, remember). The stench is so strong and foul, I struggle to even be in the same bathroom, let alone be aroused! I just don’t know what to do anymore.
Solution 1: Communication is Key
Have you considered having a polite conversation with your colleague about the situation? It might be a bit uncomfortable, but a direct approach could lead to a resolution. You can kindly explain your medical condition and how the strong odors are affecting your personal time in the bathroom. Your colleague might not even be aware of the impact of his actions on you.
Solution 2: Timing is Everything
If the direct approach seems too daunting, maybe try adjusting your bathroom schedule slightly. Can you find a different time slot that is less likely to overlap with your coworker’s bathroom visits? This way, you can have your private time without any unwanted interruptions or distractions.
Solution 3: Air Fresheners and Deodorizers
Investing in some high-quality air fresheners or deodorizers for the bathroom could also help mask the unpleasant smells. Keep a can of air freshener in your personal workspace or discreetly in your pocket for quick access when needed. This way, you can create a more pleasant environment for yourself during your bathroom break.
Conclusion: Finding Balance
Ultimately, finding a balance between your personal needs and workplace etiquette is crucial. It’s important to prioritize your well-being and comfort while also respecting the space and boundaries of your coworkers. By implementing some of these solutions and being open to communication, you can hopefully improve your bathroom experience at work.
Remember, it’s okay to seek support or advice when faced with awkward situations like this. Don’t be afraid to speak up and advocate for yourself in a respectful manner. And most importantly, take care of your own needs and health, both physically and emotionally.
I just read the other thread. I’m absolutely dead. 🤣
What is this medical condition called? Excessive horninrss syndrome?
I just read the other post, too, and I’m losing my shit, pun intended
I could say this one’s way better than the other post I read.
This has started a chain reaction

I literally just read the other thread, got a good chuckle lol kudos
This can’t be real 🤣🤣🤣
I’m dead now coming from that other thread. Tell that fucker to cool it with the stinky dumps brother.
Bro someone please get the other dude in here, I’m sure he’ll get a kick out of this 🤣🤣
Damnnnnn LMAO
Name of OP checks out
i’m crying laughing i just saw the other post
Hilarious
Welp, I’ve had enough internet for the day and it’s not even 8AM.
There’s only one answer…. Splooge under the divider onto his shoe. Let Maury sort it out with a DNA test
STOPPPP 😂😂
Huh fucking larioussssss
Lmaoooo
Next time you see your co-worker, take him aside and explain that you have a medical condition and need use of the bathroom every day at 1.30pm and that his BMs are hindering this, so he needs to stop it. If he’s resistant to the idea let him know that you will be speaking to HR as you have a disability and by hindering your use of the bathroom he’s discriminating against you.
Maybe stinky guy has IBS or crohns. Buy some air freshener or a nose peg
Not yall both on here 😂
Waiting for the “my coworker keeps getting talked off by some contractor and I’m just trying to work”.
Those loud shits are “definitely an HR situation”
Glorious
Lmao, this is fking hilarious when you are coming from the other thread
seeing this right after the other post feels like an “I Think You Should Leave” sketch
Fishing for likes I see
Just open the bathroom door and say “We know you are having some serious BMs in here” and it will stop. No need to involve HR.
I feel this post. Felt called out in the last. Don’t think it’s me though.
Damn why didn’t I think of a post like this 😂
HAHAHAHAH
Guys, look at the profile. He’s a troll.
How disgusting of the other guy.
Good on you for helping your medical condition at work 👏 👌 🙌 👍
I sincerely hope you’ve got documentation and can have HR talk to others about letting you jerk it at work I peace.
I once had papers from my doc stating I needed sex from my wife x3 a day PRN so I wouldn’t be surprised.
I just had read the other thread and was scrolling on my home page and saw this.
I audibly started cracking up lmao, this is gold. That first sentence is so direct too lol.
Fucking genius! Absolutely genius…
Maybe today is still April Fool’s day?
I am fucking crying. I read the other thread just a minute ago while I was taking a dump at work. I get back to the desk and see this post and fucking guffawed.
I thought I ran into the same post twice but no, this is from the other perspective 😂😂😂
Here’s my two cents:
Idea Numero uno bro, buy wireless ear buds. Yeah I know that if you wear em you’ll lose the ability to tell if your fappin it too loud but heck if his bm noises are too loud then phuck it. Why should you listen to something like that.
Numero two, if the peeps at work say it no bueno or whatever, then do it from the safety of your own car. Afterall there is no hr to your car. AND if you actually sleep in that bad boy too then it isn’t public lewdness since it is your private domicile too.
Watch out for HR crawling in with snorkle gear.
Turn that volume up and spray some air freshener
Turn the volume up on your phone, ever so slightly. Only when someone flushes or washing their hands. Just a thought!
U need help
The counter to this story was posted somewhere else. This ain’t even legit