#AdultFilmQuotes π₯ππ¬
Oh, the world of adult films! Some quotes have managed to achieve legendary status, becoming both hilarious and iconic. π Here are a few favorites that have made their way into mainstream culture!
1οΈβ£ “I’ll be back… with friends!” ππ
This cheeky quote, inspired by Arnold Schwarzenegger’s famous line in Terminator, perfectly captures the essence of adult films. It’s a playful way to address the abundance of performers within a scene, adding a sprinkle of humor to the heat. π₯π
2οΈβ£ “I’m the king of the world!” ππ
Yes, even Leonardo DiCaprio has inspired an adult film quote, courtesy of Titanic. This tongue-in-cheek variation can guarantee a chuckle while setting the mood for a steamy scene aboard the infamous ship. π’π¦
3οΈβ£ “May the force be with you… and within you.” ππ₯
A nod to Star Wars, this clever twist delivers a double entendre that fans of both sci-fi and adult films can appreciate. It’s perfect for those who enjoy a good blend of geekiness and sensuality. Lightsabers may or may not be involved! β¨βπ
4οΈβ£ “Here’s looking at you, [performer’s name].” πβ€οΈ
Inspired by Humphrey Bogart’s classic line in Casablanca, this quote brings a touch of romance to the adult film world. It adds a personal, intimate feel, as if the performer is solely focused on their on-screen partner. π¬π
Remember, these quotes are all in good fun and a way to add some entertainment to the adult film industry. They showcase the creativity and playfulness within the world of adult films, with performers and fans putting their own spin on famous lines from mainstream cinema. π
But let’s not forget that behind the humor and quotes, it’s essential to approach the adult film industry with respect. It’s an industry that involves numerous consenting adults who provide entertainment for those who enjoy this type of content. So, while we can appreciate the witty quotes, let’s always value the performers’ professionalism, consent, and the importance of responsible consumption. ππ
So, which quote tickled your funny bone the most? Or do you have a favorite adult film quote that deserves an honorable mention? Share your thoughts! ππ
Just because itβs weird in our country doesnβt mean itβs weird in most other places. Now bend over, mom
βThis isnβt the beach, this is a bathtubβ
– But I poop from there!
– Not right now you don’t.
“I just wanna get some stank on my hang low.”
βI need a peeβ
βI want something to drinkβ
βWe both can benefit from thisβ
βPut your kids behind barsβ
-Says a girl with braces waiting for a load
Daddy would you like some sausage?
Daddy would you like some sau sa ges?
Some of you jerks need to add in the sources of your quotes because most of us normal folks just skip the dialogue
Right in front of my salad?!!
YOU LEMON STEALING WHORE
A tie between:
“Is only smellz” and
**”AWWW YEAH FUCKIN’ DROPPIN’ LOADS!!”**
βTwo dicks, baby, two dicksβ
βShow βem why they call you horseβ
β Ron Jeremy movie where he gets his wife a horse for their anniversary
βMaria, you have served this kingdom faithfully for years. How would you like to become queen, and rule alongside me?β
βOh I would like that very much your majestyβ
βGood β bend overβ
β Peter North movie where he is the king
I can feel the color in me.
Not generally into racial play, but that line was just so damn funny.
“Help me i’m stuck”. when they are clearly not stuck
Glaze me like a fucking donut
‘You can’t just go around penetrating people!’
And
‘I swear I will not penetrate’
– Penetrator 2
Looking at the comments, it looks like half of yβall thought Adult film meant βPornβ and the other half thought βmovies you watch as an adultβ hahah
βThis isnβt a beach, itβs a bathtubβ
I can get girls like you jobs paying $500 to $1000 a day
βDid you have fun?β
βMhmm. Lots of fun. And butthole did too.β
Shut up before I go back there and slap your tits
– Fake Taxi
Never saw the film but I read the quote in an adult magazine. Itβs film from around the early 80βs. A girl is teaching another girl about giving a blow job and she says, βIf at first you donβt succeed try try again until you suck seed.β LOL, always loved that. When porn could actually be creative and entertaining.
Hello. Meine dispatcher says there is something wrong with deine Kabel …
Literally the top comment from a video I saw today.
“You may be my step brother but with a dick like that I might call you daddy” is one of the funniest lines I have ever heard in a porn video
Most of you are too young to remember this, but in Deep Throat while being eaten out the lady pulls out a cigarette and says, ‘do mind if I smoke while you eat”
but im straight
so is pasta until it gets wet
So I was watching this homemade, low quality, interracial porn and everything was going as expected. But right at the end, after the black man came in the white woman, he slapped her ass and said, βThat was for slavery!β