#AdultFilmQuotes 🎥😏💬
Oh, the world of adult films! Some quotes have managed to achieve legendary status, becoming both hilarious and iconic. 😂 Here are a few favorites that have made their way into mainstream culture!
1️⃣ “I’ll be back… with friends!” 🌟🍆
This cheeky quote, inspired by Arnold Schwarzenegger’s famous line in Terminator, perfectly captures the essence of adult films. It’s a playful way to address the abundance of performers within a scene, adding a sprinkle of humor to the heat. 🔥😜
2️⃣ “I’m the king of the world!” 👑🙌
Yes, even Leonardo DiCaprio has inspired an adult film quote, courtesy of Titanic. This tongue-in-cheek variation can guarantee a chuckle while setting the mood for a steamy scene aboard the infamous ship. 🚢💦
3️⃣ “May the force be with you… and within you.” 🌌🔥
A nod to Star Wars, this clever twist delivers a double entendre that fans of both sci-fi and adult films can appreciate. It’s perfect for those who enjoy a good blend of geekiness and sensuality. Lightsabers may or may not be involved! ✨✊😉
4️⃣ “Here’s looking at you, [performer’s name].” 👀❤️
Inspired by Humphrey Bogart’s classic line in Casablanca, this quote brings a touch of romance to the adult film world. It adds a personal, intimate feel, as if the performer is solely focused on their on-screen partner. 🎬💕
Remember, these quotes are all in good fun and a way to add some entertainment to the adult film industry. They showcase the creativity and playfulness within the world of adult films, with performers and fans putting their own spin on famous lines from mainstream cinema. 😉
But let’s not forget that behind the humor and quotes, it’s essential to approach the adult film industry with respect. It’s an industry that involves numerous consenting adults who provide entertainment for those who enjoy this type of content. So, while we can appreciate the witty quotes, let’s always value the performers’ professionalism, consent, and the importance of responsible consumption. 🙌💜
So, which quote tickled your funny bone the most? Or do you have a favorite adult film quote that deserves an honorable mention? Share your thoughts! 😄🎉
So I was watching this homemade, low quality, interracial porn and everything was going as expected. But right at the end, after the black man came in the white woman, he slapped her ass and said, “That was for slavery!”
but im straight
so is pasta until it gets wet
Most of you are too young to remember this, but in Deep Throat while being eaten out the lady pulls out a cigarette and says, ‘do mind if I smoke while you eat”
Literally the top comment from a video I saw today.
“You may be my step brother but with a dick like that I might call you daddy” is one of the funniest lines I have ever heard in a porn video
Hello. Meine dispatcher says there is something wrong with deine Kabel …
Never saw the film but I read the quote in an adult magazine. It’s film from around the early 80’s. A girl is teaching another girl about giving a blow job and she says, “If at first you don’t succeed try try again until you suck seed.” LOL, always loved that. When porn could actually be creative and entertaining.
Shut up before I go back there and slap your tits
– Fake Taxi
“Did you have fun?”
“Mhmm. Lots of fun. And butthole did too.”
I can get girls like you jobs paying $500 to $1000 a day
“This isn’t a beach, it’s a bathtub”
Looking at the comments, it looks like half of y’all thought Adult film meant “Porn” and the other half thought “movies you watch as an adult” hahah
‘You can’t just go around penetrating people!’
And
‘I swear I will not penetrate’
– Penetrator 2
Glaze me like a fucking donut
“Help me i’m stuck”. when they are clearly not stuck
I can feel the color in me.
Not generally into racial play, but that line was just so damn funny.
“Two dicks, baby, two dicks”
“Show ‘em why they call you horse”
— Ron Jeremy movie where he gets his wife a horse for their anniversary
“Maria, you have served this kingdom faithfully for years. How would you like to become queen, and rule alongside me?”
“Oh I would like that very much your majesty”
“Good — bend over”
— Peter North movie where he is the king
A tie between:
“Is only smellz” and
**”AWWW YEAH FUCKIN’ DROPPIN’ LOADS!!”**
YOU LEMON STEALING WHORE
Right in front of my salad?!!
Some of you jerks need to add in the sources of your quotes because most of us normal folks just skip the dialogue
Daddy would you like some sausage?
Daddy would you like some sau sa ges?
“Put your kids behind bars”
-Says a girl with braces waiting for a load
“I need a pee”
“I want something to drink”
“We both can benefit from this”
“I just wanna get some stank on my hang low.”
– But I poop from there!
– Not right now you don’t.
“This isn’t the beach, this is a bathtub”
Just because it’s weird in our country doesn’t mean it’s weird in most other places. Now bend over, mom